Dante's Inferno Test

[DemocratSinceBirth]

I made limbo:


http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

[TheFriendlyAnarchist]

1. 4th level

[SPKrazy]

2. level 3

Third Level of Hell

In the third circle, you find yourself amidst eternal rain, maledict, cold, and heavy. The gluttons are punished here, lying in the filthy mixture of shadows and of putrid water. Because you consumed in excess, you meet your fate beneath the cold, dirty rain, amidst the other souls that there lay unhappily in the stinking mud. Cerebus, a canine monster cruel and uncouth with his three heads and red eyes, dwells in this level. He growls and tears at the damned with his teeth and claws.

[DemocratSinceBirth]

3. Ha Ha Ha

I get to hang out with Aristotle and Socrates in Limbo...

[Ava]

4. I'm also in limbo

Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.


woot! this sounds like one cool place to be. i love me some aristotle :woohoo:

[DemocratSinceBirth]

5. Poor Southpawkicker

Maybe he can turn his life around


-:)

[Ava]

6. evil spawn he is

:P ;)

[DemocratSinceBirth]

8. I Hope He Isn't A Bad Influence On Us

For every minute we spend conversing with him we should spend reading the Bible...

I'm also reading the Beatitudes as we chat:



http://members.tripod.com/~robertwells/Beatitudes.html

[Ava]

9. we are just loving our enemy

:P ;)

[DemocratSinceBirth]

11. That's Not A Bad Adage...

eom

[Ava]

32. not at all

;)

[SPKrazy]

22. so now im the enemy?

:shrug:


:grr:








:rofl:


;)

[Ava]

31. you're evil so yeah

:P

[SPKrazy]

39. i'm evil?

O8) O8) O8)

me?


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:



:evilgrin:

[SPKrazy]

21. I hope you are...

otherwise you are on YOUR WAY DOWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!

:evilgrin:


Muhahahahahaaha!

[SPKrazy]

20. I'm evil?

POT

MEET

KETTLE!


:rofl:


:D

;)

[TheFriendlyAnarchist]

10. Too late for me. I'm in the 4th level of hell.

[Ava]

15. well you are missing one hell of a party in limbo

no pun intended :P ;)

[JTG of the PRB]

43. Ditto!

I suppose there could be worse places to be. Sounds like a pretty nice place to spend eternity!

[DS1]

7. Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.

[SarahB]

24. Dammit, you're always badder than the rest of us!

:evilfrown:

[SteppingRazor]

12. I'm in Level 2

You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

[WritingIsMyReligion]

13. 6th level--The Ciy of Dis. HELL yeah.

Where all the heretics go. Score = "Very High."

:rofl:

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

[RebelOne]

46. 6th Level of Hell also.

I didn't think that I was that evil.

[Inchworm]

14. the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

I get the feeling I was just called a ho! :D


The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

[MysticalChicken]

16. 6th level--crap.

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very High
Level 2 | Low
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Low
Level 8- the Malebolge | Low
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

I'm not sure why it chose Dis over Limbo...

[skygazer]

17. I'm a happy heretic

Level 6 for me. That's good - I like warm weather. :)

[Deep13]

45. Hello neighbor.

Just moving into level 6 myself.

[In_The_Wind]

18. Second Level of Hell

The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 2 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Second Level of Hell.




Second Level of Hell

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You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

[XemaSab]

19. LEVEL 6!!!! Woohoo!

:woohoo:

[SarahB]

23. Being a blasphemer and sodomite,

Level 7

Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.

[Brewman_Jax]

25. 5th Level

Only the 5th level--I didn't know I had to study for this. :cry:

:P

[supernova]

26. Second Level - Lustful

I am prey to my appetites. :evilgrin:

You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

[DemocratSinceBirth]

27. I Guess Ava And I Are The Only People In Limbo

eom

[Ava]

29. we must be the angels of du then!

;) :P

[DemocratSinceBirth]

30. I Am Going To Have To Be On My Best Behavior Here On Out

This will be a challenge.

[Ava]

33. lol,

well it'll be easy for me since i'm so angelic :D :rofl:

[BarenakedLady]

28. Wow 7th level of hell

Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.

It's toasty down here.

:P :evilgrin:

[Inchworm]

37. *waves down to you*

I'm thinking I was saved to the 6th level because I'd never lend anyone and money and I had a high lust number.

:evilgrin:

[BarenakedLady]

38. OMG! I'm worse than you????

*faints*

I must REPENT!!!

Lordy, lordy, lordy...

[SOteric]

34. Purgatory

You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.

[DS1]

35. Would you toss down an Aquafina before your ascent?

It's fucking HOT down here ! :rofl:

[SOteric]

36. For you, sweetie -

I'll send down regular deliveries of my homemade gelato, and a case of V-8 fruit fusion blend. (It's one of those charitable things that helped escalate me to Purgatory).

[Fox Mulder]

40. Level Seven

Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.

[LeftishBrit]

42. One of the worst things about that...

is that one might meet George Bush there one day.

'the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces' - Do they mean Ann Coulter?

[LeftishBrit]

41. I'm also in Limbo

[Deep13]

44. #6- City of Dis with the other heretics. nt

[Orrex]

47. Me too! Great minds, I guess.

[Deep13]

48. Great minds usually are heretics.

:hi:

[Rabrrrrrr]

49. Sweet - I made it to purgatory!!

Though you will notice I scored high on Level 2 (Lustful), Level 5 (Wrath and Gloom) and Level 7 (Violent).


The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | High
Level 1 - Limbo | Low
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

[montanto]

50. 9th level, Cocytus, but i could have told you without the test.

[DarkTirade]

51. 6th level, woot! :)

I'm a heretic.