Listen to the new Britney Spears "comeback" single...OH, DEAR GOD, the HUMANITY...

[Amerigo Vespucci]

It's like the worst frigging Christina Aguilera outtake you've ever heard in your life. So much for the "comeback"...

http://thesuperficial.com/2007/08/britney_spears_new_single_is_m.php

The following is from "The Superficial"...

In case you haven't already heard it, Ryan Seacrest played Britney Spears' new single on his 102.7 KIISFM radio show this morning. And yeah, it's bad. And I don't mean, "Hey, it's Britney Spears, let's say her new song is bad even if it isn't" bad. I mean, "Hey, this is really bad, how do you turn it off, and also shoot me in the face" bad. You can listen to the new single here:

http://perezhilton.com/?p=4290

:spray:

and check out the lyrics here:

Everyday, I’m in a daze

Looking for that someone
And everyday, I sit and kneel and pray
Oh, sweet love, can I get some?
So why do you desert me, baby boy?
I need your love right now!
And if you desert me, baby boy
Don’t you leave me in your crowd

Hey baby, what time you gonna get home?
Oh, really?
(Sigh)
Alright, well, I’ll see you later, then
Oh, wait
Would you mind getting some…
Yeah, when you come home
Yeah, that’s it
I love you too
Bye
(Singing again)
Some day when you see my face
You will think that you have won
And some day when it’s all away
Our love just begun
So why did you desert me, baby boy?
I thought that you, you were the one
So if you preferred the other one
She won’t bring you the sun

Did she really put a fake phone conversation in there? Why yes, yes she did. I can't believe this is actually her big comeback song. After listening to it I was expecting Ashton Kutcher to jump out of my closet and tell me I got Punk'd.

[rug]

1. I liked it.