Male Anti-Masturbation Device

[Nomad559]

http://www.scienceandsociety.co.uk/results.asp?image=10287396&wwwflag=2&imagepos=10

This metal device is one of a number of similar devices which were invented in the 18th, 19th and 20th centuries to prevent masturbation. A leather strap which would have kept it in place is now missing. Until the early 1900s, many people regarded masturbation as harmful to a person's health, and it was blamed for a variety of ailments, including insanity.

[DS1]

1. Now updated

[RetroLounge]

2. ...

:spray:

RL

[BlueIris]

3. Thanks, now my vision is all blurry.

Blech.

[zanne]

4. DING DING DING! NT

[edbermac]

5. If the choice is between Babs and slapping your salami...

I mean, really...

[DS1]

31. well no. it's all about seeing a picture of her and not ever having a woody again

;-)

[Deep13]

8. Instant soft-on.

eew.

[Auggie]

12. ROFLMAO

:rofl:

[MrSlayer]

27. LOL!

That's what I was expecting in the OP.

[Scooter24]

41. Funny...

that's the exact same picture I had in my head while reading this headline. :rofl:

[UrbScotty]

42. Dang it! You beat me to it!

:evilfrown:

[tonkatoy57]

6. Hmmm

Looks like a goalie's mask for a pachyderm.

[formercia]

18. Or Squidward.

[lost-in-nj]

7. I,I,I,

am speechless......
really have nothing to say.....

:rofl: :rofl:



lost

[plcdude]

9. well don't get me

one for Christmas that is all I can say because I won't use it.

[formercia]

10. What are the little holes for?

It looks like Section 8 housing for crabs. :rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

11. Inspection

[TOhioLiberal]

14. Air flow?

keeping 'the boys' cool...:spray::rofl:

[GCP]

13. Oh My God !!!

I wonder if some poor horny teenagers ever had to wear one of these!

[Deja Q]

15. Wouldn't the offender simply remove the leather strap and whack away anyway?

:hide:

[Auggie]

16. Here's another:

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2007/03/05/coulter_narrowweb__300x424,0.jpg

[triguy46]

24. MY GOD, GIVE US A FRICKIN' WARNING FOR GOD's SAKE!!!!

:spank: My God, have you no shame!

[Jamastiene]

33. OMG, for the love of God and all that is holy,

put a warning up next time, would ya?

[Swamp Rat]

43. LOLOLOL!!!!!

:D

[SPKrazy]

17. Mine didn't look like..

wait, wait...

I mean

what the fuck

:wtf:




:rofl:





:yoiks:

[Fire Walk With Me]

19. "What do you want to do today?" "Well, I feel oddly tense. Let's invade England."

Perhaps you should pursue some relief instead...

[In_The_Wind]

20. ouch

[Neshanic]

21. Haggards teeth were chipped in the last photo I saw.

[LostInAnomie]

22. I'd find a way.

:patriot:

[Jed Dilligan]

23. After a week of not getting off

I could probably cum just rubbing against the metal.

[carly denise pt deux]

25. It strangely resembles a gasoline nozzle hmmmmmmm

Carly

[rucky]

37. Why mastrubate when you can get screwed? n/t

[carly denise pt deux]

45. LOL! nfm

Carly

[Arger68]

26. They still make a similar device

today! (and no, I don't own one)

www.cb-2000.com

[deucemagnet]

34. Please tell me that site is a joke.

:wow:

[Arger68]

35. Nope, not a joke. I heard someone talking about it

on the radio one day. :rofl:

[krispos42]

39. Um.... oh, my

Um...

Why, um...

Why...


Never mind, I don't think I want to know.

[Larissa238]

44. It says at the bottom of the page "For Novelty Use Only"

Well, I guess that can be taken more than one way...

[cynatnite]

28. Okay, a few questions...

Did they custom make those or was it 'one size fits all'? Wouldn't going to the bathroom have been a problematic given the aim? Looks like a dribble on the foot incident waiting to happen. This device appears to also discourage crossing of the legs as well. What would the poor guy do if he saw someone that got him horny and wood attempted to form?

[pokerfan]

38. I saw something similar at the museum of torture

in London several years ago. I dunno if it was a traveling museum or not. I tend to think it was. There seems to be a permanent one in Amsterdam, New York and other locations.

They had all the standard medieval relics: a rack, a breaking wheel, a breast ripper, foot screws, thumb screws, an Iron Maiden.

Then there were several Victorian era devices designed to combat sexuality including one that was designed to prevent nighttime male arousal. It was a leather band with nasty little spikes designed to be tied around the um, male member. It was fastened with a ribbon, so I presume that the poor boy was also somehow immobilized for the night. Designed to save his soul from even the occasional naughty dream.

[Jamastiene]

29. Uhm, pictures of Ann Coulter work much better.

Civilization would end if it meant having to touch that thing with even somebody else's...ahem, trust me, even the thought of Ann Coulter....

[Deja Q]

30. Hmmm... is "one size fits all" stamped on the back? How about "Made in China",

in which case spikes would probably replace the holes and it'd be made of lead and/or the stolen radioactive compounds.

:hide:

[UTUSN]

32. What, chopping off the hands didn't work?!1 Actually that device doesn't work for FRICTION!!1n/t

[bridgit]

36. pft, it looks like one of those things you stick into a can of oil to keep from...

mess of your engine :rofl:

[Deja Q]

40. Headbangers unite! Heavy metal has risen!

:hide:

[meow2u3]

46. I know one thing for sure

Whoever had to wear that suit of armor had to have come down with tetanus because the rust seeped into his genitals :crazy: