Thinking of golfing?

[Orrex]

Seated in the Oval Office, Robert Gates and Bush were planning their afternoon golf outing, when Gates noticed clouds gathering outside.

"We should probably consult a meteorologist before we go," suggested the Secretary.

With that, Bush raced from the room and returned in minutes with a big, beefy man in a lab coat. The huge man grabbed Gates' testicles and instructed him to cough.

"Mr. President, what's the meaning of this? I just wanted a weather forecast!"

"Oh," said the Prez. "I thought you needed a meaty urologist."

[BrotherBuzz]

1. Was that meaty urologist Brazillion?

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[skygazer]

2. I refuse to believe

That bush could either say or understand "urologist." :P

[TZ]

3. *groan*

I wonder if one could prevail upon the mods to lock a thread due to a really really awful pun...:P

[Orrex]

4. You know that you love it

And a pun that isn't really awful can hardly be called a pun at all.