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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-24-07 02:04 PM
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Poll question: What do you want Jesus to do for you?
Edited on Fri Aug-24-07 02:05 PM by MrScorpio
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Kali Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-24-07 02:09 PM
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1. or the bathroom
can jeezus take the mouse in my kitchen wall on home too, please?
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nickgutierrez Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-24-07 02:16 PM
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2. Get rid of this goddamned cold.
Every time I turn around, it's cough cough cough.

I want it gone, Jesus.
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triguy46 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-24-07 02:42 PM
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3. Make sure my son's C6 fracture heals properly and that he won't be in so much pain.
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-24-07 02:43 PM
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4. A lap dance
I've always wanted a lap-dancing jesus.
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-24-07 02:45 PM
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5. Since you asked...
...I want him to go away. Sorry, but that is the way I feel about it.
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-24-07 03:06 PM
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6. Many of the above.
Wonder if he has time?

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IndianaJones Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-24-07 03:08 PM
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7. never fresher? maybe turn water into vinegar. nt.
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Seashell Eyes Donating Member (498 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-24-07 03:58 PM
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8. I'd have to go with the lotto ticket
and he can give me a back massage while he's at it. And he can tell the assholes who use him to justify their assholiness to shut up.
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