Legalize polyandry!

[Ellen Forradalom]

One man just won't cut it. I need me a stable of husbands.

[plcdude]

1. just think

of all the things you would have to pick up of the floor

[Ellen Forradalom]

11. They can pick up after each other

I'll assign "buddies" like the Duggars do.

[TOhioLiberal]

2. just think of all the...

:evilgrin:

[LynneSin]

3. Great, just more men to not put down the damn toilet seat

:grr:

[bicentennial_baby]

4. Mine does....

:woohoo:

[SKKY]

8. He does? I can only imagine the amount of "scooby snacks" it took to get him to do that trick...

...we can be quite difficult to train. But, I have a question- why can't you guys ever leave the toilet seat up?

[Gormy Cuss]

20. Thanks for the image of sniffa begging for scooby snacks.

:rofl:

[SKKY]

24. That's why I'm here...

[Karenina]

5. I once could find in my cyberkeller

an article about a South American "indian" tribe that believed it took THREE MEN to impregnate a woman. ALL participants were considered fathers. Let me go dig some more although I'm quite certain that at that time I didn't know from URLs...

[Ellen Forradalom]

10. Where do I sign up?

I got my pen right here.

[skygazer]

6. We can't have that!

It would lead to people wanting to marry their hamsters or their computers! It would be sexual anarchy! I'm SERIES!!!1 This is HUGH!!111!!!

[sarge43]

7. May be one of them will take out the garbage. n/t

[Ellen Forradalom]

9. I'll have them take turns.

[sarge43]

13. Nah. Won't work. They'll all forget. n/t

[Deja Q]

12. One man can cut it. A gaggle of them would truly stink up the place.

:hide:

BTW - I can share. :rofl:

[Ellen Forradalom]

16. That's true, beer-drinking men account for 13% of greenhouse gas emissions

I wonder how any of them can stand being in a domed football stadium?

[Deja Q]

18. So THAT'S why the Vikings want to ditch the Metrodome!

:hide:

[Ellen Forradalom]

19. The roof is held up

by the emissions of 64,000 butt trumpets every game.

[Deja Q]

25. ..................

:spray:

Best call yet! :rofl:

[mitchum]

14. What? You need a staff to help you find your keys?

:)

ducking

[Ellen Forradalom]

15. "Cherche homme pour menus services. Si convenable, avenir assure."

Seek man for minor services. If suitable, future is assured.

[Rising Phoenix]

17. be careful what you wish for

[Ellen Forradalom]

23. I could wind up with a scene like this

[Nikia]

21. Although sometimes I think that it would be cool,

I don't think that my husband would get along with the other potential husbands. Even if they did all get along intially, I could see things getting bad if they got jealous of each other and/or argued with one another. It would cause me a lot of unnecessary stress.

[Ellen Forradalom]

22. They'll all have to have their separate living quarters

and come to me when summoned.

[zanne]

26. You'd hear this even more often....

"I'll do it tomorrow".