Come on -- let's get catty. Golden Globes Fashion review coming on

[CatWoman]

E channel.

It's the only Joan Rivers show I can stomach. :D

[starroute]

1. Catty, huh?

I'm not watching it now, but from what I saw of the pre-show parade last night, Renee Zellweger should win hands down for most unflattering dress. Too short! Too tight! Too low cut! What was the girl thinking? It made her look like a tube of toothpaste that was about to start oozing at the ends.

(Catty enough for you?)

[mr_hat]

2. That was intentional. It demonstrated her bravery.

[CatWoman]

3. but Joan and Melissa sang praises for her

did you see how Bill Murray is all gray now?

Quite becoming, BTW.

J.Lo normally looks so well put together, but this time she was off the mark.

[catzies]

30. Bill Murray aging rather gracefully, IMO.

All that gray works well on him.

I didn't see the end of Fashion Police last night, so I missed J. Lo.

I really didn't like Charlize Theron's ruffles; I thought the way they sat on her hips were unflattering.

[CatWoman]

31. I heard somewhere

that he and Sophia Coppola were an "item.

Speaking of Sophia, she made her acting debut as a very small infant.

She was the baby in the famous baptizing scene in the first Godfather movie.

[Grassrooter]

53. Isn't he married?

n/t

[bubblesby2002]

4. Damn I don't get that channel

and I really do feel like being catty. Keep us informed willya?

[CatWoman]

6. Paris, Paris, Paris -- you have too much money to dress like this

[Flaxbee]

28. Actually, I like this

perhaps I"m just odd, but I like the skirt, reminds me of Audrey Hepburn-style dresses (though Audrey had more class in her little toe than Paris will ever have).

[CatWoman]

36. She looks like a hooker ballerina

aka the Laura Flynn Boyle look.........

[Flaxbee]

43. What do you have against hooker ballerinas?

Huh?

LOL!

[catzies]

32. Ah, but it takes a ton of money to look that cheap!

IIRC Dolly Parton said that.

[DuctapeFatwa]

5. Well, Sofia Coppola deserved 2 more awards

First, she deserves a Good Sense and Taste Award for wearing flat shoes and saying "no" to the popular practice of female foot torture.

Second, she deserves a generous damages award for whatever evildoer is responsible for her hair!

To begin with, the color is absurd. There are some brunettes in this world who think that light skin means they are somehow entitled to and will look terrific with colored hair. They are so wrong.

And the style was perfect for a trip to the supermarket on a rainy day, but hardly suitable for an awards show.

[CatWoman]

9. you're right -- there's something weird going on there

[pop goes the weasel]

18. but that dress!

That was dreadful. It looked like it was on backwards. Or had been worn for a week by someone twice her size first. Ghastly.

[bigwillq]

37. I'm a sofia fan

but with all her money she couldn't afford to get braces??

[rainydaywoman]

57. I heard she wore flat shoes...

cuz she broke her toe.

[LynneSin]

7. I love their Fashion Police show

I'm watching it right now

[DuctapeFatwa]

8. Ellen Burstyn looked terrific. Johnny Depp did not

Everybody knows he was in the pirate movie, I think he would have been recognized without the hat, and without the gum.

Ellen Burstyn chose the right colors and the right hair, and looked like an Ode to some ancient Sun god, which is a laudable fashion goal.

[CatWoman]

12. They just showed Ellen

yes -- she looked grand!!!

Loved those colors -- really set off her hair and skin color.

But what the hell was that around Holly Hunter's neck? :scared:

[DuctapeFatwa]

16. Apparently Holly's surgeon accidentally nipped out a soupcon

of frontal lobe during her recent renovation procedure.

Holly looked badly in need of a sandwich. Maybe that's why someone gave her that plump little roadkill, and there she was with a tiny bag and no grill, what could she do but hang it around her neck?

[catzies]

33. Ellen was gorgeous. "Age appropriate" as Joan would say.

Two of the best cheekbones God ever gave anyone.

[bigwillq]

40. johnny is gorgeous

[populistmom]

10. I loved Uma Thurman's gown

My favorite color, beautiful style. If I had a place to wear it, I'd buy something just like it.

[CatWoman]

13. they opened the show with Uma

she's positively gorgeous!!

[DuctapeFatwa]

17. Perfect color for her!

I think I would have cranked up her wonderbra just a tad, though, to balance out the drapery on the front, since people were taking pics from the side and the poor thing was born without a butt.

[bigwillq]

38. I love Uma, period.

She was a knock-out

[Habibi]

48. Okay, I'm totally tardy on this thread and I don't

give a rip about the GG awards, but *where* did you get that fabulous Dean graphic??

[populistmom]

56. Here:

http://blog.deanforamerica.com/archives/001933.html

Actually, I decided today that I wanted a Dean graphic and did a little searching for one. I'm not sure where it originated from though.

[DuctapeFatwa]

11. I screamed at Kate Blanchett to take off that dress and give it to

poor lovelorn JLo who needs to sit in the sun for a while if she wants that color to show up under TV lights.

Kate Blanchett had no business in that dress. There may be blondes who can wear red, but not that red.

[LynneSin]

29. She looked beautiful in that dress

:D

[catzies]

41. Is Cate Blanchett expecting again?

[bigwillq]

42. I hope so n/t

[roguevalley]

59. Kate is. God, she's so beautiful.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

49. I seriously think I heard that somewhere.

[populistmom]

14. Let's not forget the men

Tim Robbins, the hunkiest, of all actor hunks (for me anyway):

[DuctapeFatwa]

Sadly, most of them wore imminently forgettable outfits

No guts, no glory.

[DuctapeFatwa]

25. Nicole Kidman looked like Bride of Chuckie

We won't even talk about the cheesy stretch hairband, that dress belongs on a brunette woman about a foot shorter and thirty pounds heavier.

And she should have taken off half of that makeup and given it to that poor little transparent wisp Hope something from American Splendor.

[CatWoman]

44. ROFL!!

The bride of Chucky??

LOL!!!

[catzies]

35. I saw too many neutral bland dresses for my taste.

I like black, and I like lots of colors. Uma's and Cate's gowns stood out for me.

[put out]

58. Smart, handsome, talented, liberal.

My mate would match that description, except for the Susan Sarandon thing. If they ever meet, I'm a goner.

Would Tim be the consolation prize?

[stanwyck]

61. I love Tim

He's an adorable liberal. Smart and talented. Sigh. Johnny, too. Liberal men are just so sexy.

[populistmom]

64. My love for Tim dates back years

Before I even knew his politics (like 1988 I think). He had this vibe. I just seem to have a knack for spotting the good ones. (Not necessarily getting them all the time, but I can spot them anyway.)

[Paragon]

15. Scarlett Johansen, Erika Christensen, Kristen Davis, Bill Murray

I'd post the pix, but I'm lazy & it might cripple some dial-uppers.

[CatWoman]

19. Christina Ricci looked FABULOUS!!

Beautiful petite figure accentuated her black gown.

Hair was perfect!!

[CatWoman]

22. I LOVE this guy

but he knows better than to show up looking like this:

[supernova]

27. Heh Heh - Pretty typical for JD

He's sorta in a pinstripe/zoot suit phase lately. He's even worn 2-tone wingtips. I like the suit, not the hat. But he's a very shy person and he admits to trying to hide behind things like his hair, glasses, hats etc...

Van is wearing Chanel if anybody cares. I like her dress allright, but that bedjacket needs to go.

I liked Uma's lavender dress the best. Charlize's yellow one 2nd.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

50. And did his date not have a mirror?

Gross!
Duckie

[roguevalley]

60. these two are so darned cute!

[stanwyck]

63. As long as he shows up

I won't complain. He could wear a wife-beater T-shirt and those weird pajama/wrestling pants. It just doesn't matter.

[Paragon]

23. Yes YES

Shame on my short memory. :loveya:

[peterh]

65. Shoulders back…chest front…

Would love to see that in white vs. black…:evilgrin:

[Hell Hath No Fury]

20. I was shocked...

at how tacky Nicole Kidman looked. The dress was wrong, wrong, wrong and the hair was Baby Jane-ish. She usually looks impeccable.

Some of my favorites were Cate Blanchette - that color and cut was exquisite, Uma Thurman - that hot lavender with her coloring, delish!, Christina Ricci - the cut of that vintage Madame Gre was divine for her, and Mary-Louise Parker - that dress showed off her assets to their best!

I think Nicole and Joely Richardson tie for worst dressed.

I should add, the worst make-up was on Jennifer Lopez. They went W-A-Y overboard with the skin shimmer. Her face was a mess once she got under the lights - her nose and checks were practically white they were reflecting so much. Now, it's nice when a woman "glows", but blinding glare is NOT good.

[Pale Blue Dot]

21. All I can say is, Susan Sarandon does not age.

She is just the ideal woman, period. :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

[CatWoman]

24. what a splendid couple

[bigwillq]

39. My mom thinks Susan got a face lift

I thought Susan was against plastic surgery

[YellowRubberDuckie]

51. Probably Botox

[geniph]

26. If Nicole is going to wear gowns like that,

someone needs to give her a roll of double-stick tape. She was tugging at the bodice all night, trying to keep what little she's got from hopping on out. That's tacky.

I did think Meryl Streep's remark about realizing her dress was translucent ("I'm standing with them together now") was funny. Her dress was a little bit 6-year-old tea-partyish, though. The skirt was a bit too poofy. She did look lovely overall, though.

Sofia Coppola needs to fire the stylist who put her in that dress. It didn't fit, the style was horribly unflattering, and it was too casual for the occasion. I don't mind that she wore flats, but there are more attractive shoes without heels.

[skippysmom]

34. SJP=WTF?

Her dress looked like something I wore to my prom -- IN 1989!!!

[Djinn]

45. agree

but I always think SJP looks weird - stuff doesn't fit properly or her bra is showing or she's got some weird fabric explosion pinned to her boob. That she's known as style icon is to me proof positive that the Fash industry is a steaming pile

[LynneSin]

54. I loved SJP's dress

All the gals from SATC looked divine!!

[stanwyck]

62. Very unique and exciting look for SJP

I liked her exotic look. Darker hair and rather Spanish-dancer looking dress. Quirky and pretty.

[Liberal Christian]

55. Totally agree about SJP

I don't get the fussiness of most of her outfits. She wears a lot of little-girl stuff that is fast becoming inappropriate for a woman her age.

Conventional wisdom calls her a trend-setter. I call her a fashion victim.

But then, I wear knit pants with elastic waistbands, sweaters, jackets, and clogs, so what do I know? At least I'm comfortable.

[Cleita]

46. Meow...missed it, darn. I love getting catty. nt

[CatWoman]

47. hahahaha

:hi:

there's still plenty of room. jump right in :D

[Grassrooter]

52. Bill Murray was the best looking man at the GG's.

And, yes, he's old enough to be my Dad - LOL. But, hey, he's aging quite nicely and he looked great in his tux ... I like the grey/white hair on him.

Ugh, but I hated what Diane Keaton was wearing - it was soooo unflattering.

I thought Cate Blanchett (sp?) looked divine!