Nomad559
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Sun Aug-26-07 02:51 PM
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The Good The Bad The Ugly |
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1 Good: Your wife is pregnant. Bad: It’s triplets. Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.
2 Good: Your wife’s not talking to you Bad: She wants a divorce Ugly: She’s a lawyer
3 Good: Your son is finally maturing Bad: He’s involved with the woman next door Ugly: So are you
4 Good: Your son studies a lot in his room Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there Ugly: You’re in them
5 Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids Bad: You can’t find your birth control pills Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them
6 Good: Your husband understands fashion Bad: He’s a cross-dresser Ugly: He looks better than you
7 Good: You give the “birds and bees:” talk to your daughter Bad: She keeps interrupting Ugly: With corrections
8 Good: The postman’s early Bad: He’s wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas
9 Good: Your son is dating someone new Bad: It’s another man Ugly: He’s your best friend
10 Good: Your daughter got a new job Bad: As a hooker Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients Way ugly: She makes more money than you do.
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Sun Aug-26-07 03:02 PM
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
they were great!!
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