I'm making bacon/lard/ fatback/duckskin/ butter/cheese balls deep fried in goose fat

[Rabrrrrrr]

then I sandwich them between two custard and chocolate donuts and smother it all in a pint of Alfredo sauce that I reduced down from a gallon, and serve it with a diet 7-UP because I'm not a pig.

[evlbstrd]

1. I'd like some.

With foie gras and veal on the side, please.

[Maine-ah]

2. could I have a diet pepsi instead?

[wildhorses]

3. listen up dude --- i want whole cream to drink

none of that sissy stuff for me

[Gormy Cuss]

4. You really should roll them in crushed corn flakes before you fry them

and the alfredo sauce shouldn't be reduced -- rather the balls should float in the fat layer on top of the unreduced sauce. Garnish with crisped pork rinds for the perfect finish.

And diet 7-up is just wrong. The menu calls for diet Pepsi Free.

[DS1]

6. Or turn it into a soup, and make a bowl out of pork rinds

Steinbrenner will love it!

[Gormy Cuss]

7. I bow to the greater cook.

Bowl o'pork rinds is so Food Network.

[ashling]

5. reading you post

my cholesterol jumped 300 points!

[KG]

8. Paula Deen would be proud.

[TommyO]

22. You beat me to it, by only 18 hours

:toast:

[Shine]

9. sounds like the average American diet.

:D

[YankeyMCC]

10. Now that's livin lard ... er large I mean nt

[Rabrrrrrr]

11. Mmm... I had some leftover, so I'm warming them up in a braise of bacon grease

and serving them with a heapin' helpin' of sausage gravy on a couple dozen biscuits and donut holes, with parmesan cheese sprinkled on top and then piled high with cracklins!

YuuuUUUUMMMMMMMmmmmMMMMMY!

[VLC]

12. WHAT?!?!??!?!

No deep-fried mayonnaise balls? WIth ranch dipping sauce?

[Dr. Strange]

13. I've heard diet sodas aren't good for you.

You may want to rethink the beverage choice.

[Rabrrrrrr]

14. You're probably right - that fake sugar might make me sick.

Better go with a couple yards of heavy cream instead.

[LynneSin]

15. Hell I'll K&R this thread

:woohoo:

[bleedingheart]

16. gosh...this thread makes me hungry for some of my mom's home cooking

[Rabrrrrrr]

17. I grew up in the midwest, and yes, this is just about what home cooking was like.

:rofl:

[bleedingheart]

18. I live in Pittsburgh...angioplasty is a rite of passage....

[Swede]

19. You forgot to top it with 4 fried eggs!

Geez.

[Rabrrrrrr]

20. Just the yolks! From ostrich eggs! And an even baker's dozen!

[TommyO]

21. You've been watching too much Paula Deen, haven't you?

[Ellen Forradalom]

23. You're from Wisconsin, I take it.

I see life in the East has caused you to forget the most important part--washing it down with cheap beer.

[texanwitch]

24. I have a old cook book and lard was used in everything.

The book puts Paula's cooking to shame.