What non-human thing would you be??

[SoCalDem]

I think I would be a pampered pet :)

[gmoney]

1. A republican congressman...

n/t

[UrbScotty]

39. You took the words right out of my mouth! (nt)

[MercutioATC]

2. Sentient machine tasked to explore a new planet...

Hell, we're all essentially machines anyway. I'd love to explore something new...

[saltpoint]

3. I'd be a train.

"I wish I was a freight train
Movin' down the line
Just keepin' track of time..."

(James Taylor, "Fool to Care")

[oxymoron]

4. I know one that I wouldn't be...

Sorry

[brainshrub]

7. AAARRRGGG

I swear, that scared the hell outta me! Who...or WHAT the fuck is that?

[Dookus]

10. heheh...

the (in)famous Jocelyn Wildenstein. She's had countless operations to try to make herself look like a cat. A rich crazy lady.

[oxymoron]

13. Yep.

Mad as a Hatter.

[Demonaut]

26. Did you have to make it so BIG?? now it's stuck in my head

[oxymoron]

33. Sorry

I'll remember to resize next time I post insane cat fancier/wannabe pics.

:evilgrin:

[Lostmessage]

8. Damn damn damn

I just jumped back from the screen. The Doctor that performed that surgery should be barred from working in medicine for life.

[ProudGerman]

21. No no no, you misunderstand

That's how she wanted it to look. Doc did a good job.

[Lostmessage]

22. Damn

:puke: :puke: :puke:

[GOPisEvil]

11. What the fucking fuck?!?!?!

MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :scared: Hold me.

[Lostmessage]

15. Do you think that her husband

Wanted her to look like that and he makes her meow at certain times at night?
I wonder what her next procedure will be? Is she going to get cat eye pupils put in so that they will glow in the dark?
:evilgrin:

[GOPisEvil]

16. I'm sure she'll have cat ears and whiskers implanted.

I shudder to think that she could be married. :scared:

[Lostmessage]

18. Does she go in a litterpan

:evilgrin:

[GOPisEvil]

46. Probably a plastic kiddie pool filled with sand.

:evilgrin:

[bubblesby2002]

19. Holy

shit that's the same reaction I had. OHMIGOD!

[SoCalDem]

14. Before picture..

http://dishhead.home.insightbb.com/cat.html

The cat woman
Jocelyne Wildenstein is married to a guy worth $5,000,000,000. She's currently filing for divorce, asking for a $50,000,000 trust and $2,400,000 a year in alimony. Nothing weird there, is there?.

She has had several plastic surgery procedures to make herself look like a cat (even though it doesn't sound like she owns any).

Here she is before surgery

[Flaxbee]

28. I believe she wears them.. cats, that is

I seem to recall reading something about J.Wildenstein wearing exotic cat furs. Sure I like cats! I wanna be one, and wear their skins... here, kitty kitty kitty. All rather sick and messed up.

The Wildensteins themselves aren't really reputed to be terribly nice; there are rumors that the art used to start the grandpere's gallery (the source of their enormous wealth) was looted Nazi art. Was a big Vanity Fair article on it years ago, I think, maybe New Yorker article.

[Lostmessage]

32. Cruella Deville

:shrug:

[greatauntoftriplets]

17. She doesn't need a plastic surgeon,

she needs a shrink. And her husband needs a good divorce lawyer.

[DS1]

29. You are ~so~ on ignore for a week

[Bertha Venation]

41. someone needs to tell this, uh, person, "YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE A CAT"

OTOH... to each her own. :shrug:

[kmla]

43. No, she doesn't really look like a cat...

...but that picture almost made me cough up a hairball.

Vewwwwy Scawwwwy....

[Lostmessage]

5. One of my Cats

They eat better then I do and they each have a bed. They also live the life of Riley so I would prefer to be a house cat.

[brainshrub]

6. God (nt)

[undergroundpanther]

25. She's a lion lady.

Hey you might not like it,
but she likes herself and that's what really counts here. Too many people in this world are unhappy because they don't"fit in"with what other people are taught is "beauty" I gave up on humanity's abilities concerning thier
"peceptions of beauty" long ago,I myself can't stand how some people attempt to look,trying to imitate barbie dolls or be a bag of bones more dead than alive(I'm not including the goth folks here).To me the people whe most people may call attractive look like the real freaks.I think the lion lady at least looks DIFFERENT than people you see everywhere in thier same old button down shirts, levis or sensible shoes..I like her look. I'm a cat-person myself,so
I like the cat-people's looks more than the 'regular' human..
Each to thier own as they see fit to be ( sad so few people ever get the courage to live free of other's judgements anymore concerning thier own self-identity).

I applaud the courage of all fellow furs/anthromorphs out there who will be what they are regardless of the opinions of the "normals" like some of the posters here who just freakout at anything that is not just like them.
There are more of us feline - people than you think in this world,
more people who are sick of being told who to be by this sick society are becoming felinized everyday and finding thier own truths,thier own identity that is truly independant of what kinds of pseudo selves are is fed to humans from birth onwards by this culture..Feline folk don't just exist on ripley's anymore.I bet there are some feline people prowling in your neighborhood you are not aware of in various stages of catness...Yes I do get some of my fashion tips from "Cats".The rest is sheer imagination and creative modification. That appearance of normalness you find confort in is a cage in your mind..It's a sociopaths best freind.

Mrroww!

Underground Panther in the Sky

[Demonaut]

30. Uuuh......................................sure

it's still a bit nutty

[Bhaisahab]

9. a crow

crows are so cool.

[Lostmessage]

12. Crows are my favorite birds

I started liking them when I was a kid. My favorite cartoon was Heckle and Jeckle.

[Djinn]

23. reminds me of a song

I wanna be one of those plastic things that holds a six pack together,
I wanna be an inanimate object so I don't have to talk about the weather

I can't even remember who did it but I think it was an unsigned Melbourne band a decade or so ago - I sympathise - right now I'd much rather be inanimate than sentient.

[Lostmessage]

20. She must use the same plastic surgeon as M. Jackson

:scared:

[Rabrrrrrr]

24. Cthulhu

Oh, man, the vengeance I would reap...

[peterh]

27. A male rabbit….

wassup

[Demonaut]

31. kick

everyone should see this

[intheozone]

34. A cat! or a poltergeist!

nt

[ScreamingMeemie]

35. A blanket...Wouldn't that be great?

I'd get to be all warm and cozy all the time..

:hi:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

36. A Yeti

[GoddessOfGuinness]

37. kick

This is too good a thread to die so young...

[Butterflies]

38. I'd love to be my cat!

Boy, what a life. :-)

[bobthedrummer]

40. Not yours, but a CAT!

Meow...

[ronnykmarshall]

42. One of my cats.

Those two have it made.

[bigwillq]

44. I would be an eagle or a whale

An eagle because it's beautiful, reagle and dignified and it could also fly all over the place whenever it felt like it.

A whale because I love the ocean and think they are beautiful

[geniph]

45. Orca

There's a lot to be said for being at the top of the food chain.

Besides, who wouldn't want to swim faster than a torpedo?

[montana_hazeleyes]

47. A

lighthouse.

[buddhamama]

48. a drop of rain

or a flower

[Wonco_the_Sane]

49. The "Man in the Moon"

P.S. catwoman did scare me. It's early for that kinda stuff.

[LWolf]

50. A sequoia .

My favorite tree.

Born out of fire...it weathers almost everything the universe can throw at it, and just keeps growing. The only thing that kills a sequoia, barring humans, is its own growth.

And I'd never have to move. Just put the roots down and stay.

[blindpig]

51. mixed animal

Oscar is my role model