Egads! Utterly incoherent rightwing fuckbag Jesus Crispy letter to the editor

[Rabrrrrrr]

Read this execrable piece of crap:

Joseph of biblical fame was made ruler of Egypt after passing a test of character by fleeing the immoral advances of his employer's wife and then serving well while imprisoned on false charges. His moral choices saved two nations: Egypt from famine, and that of his family, Israel.

In modern times, we keep choosing leaders for high office who fail such tests and then wonder why our nation is in such trouble and can't seem to solve its problems, regardless of which party is in power.

From Roosevelt, Eisenhower, Kennedy, Johnson to Clinton and perhaps others, we've chosen leaders who failed the Joseph test. Now our choices include Giuliani, McCain and maybe Gingrich, politicians known for adultery or — more simply put — violating God's law of chastity. What protection can a nation under God expect from him?

Judge them by their works. Such people tend to get VD of the brain when leading nations. Kennedy and Johnson gave us the Vietnam War. How can such people defend us from our enemies?

Tyranny begins where God leaves off. Neither party will allow a presidential leader who has not compromised his virtue. The more they do, the more they shout from the rooftops that only they can save the world.

Though a sensitive subject for discussion, this issue clearly shows who are patriots or patsies.

While it contains much that is erroneous, and we can certainly discuss the steaming pile of falsities the writer has given us, not to mention the hellacious and utterly ignorant (but typicl for a rightwing Jesus Crispy) grammar - what gets me is the last line - what the hell does patriotism or patsy-ism have to do with anything the jackass said in the letter?

:shrug:

[Cabcere]

1. ...

:wtf: I'm gonna have to get me a new decoder ring - that's not making any sense to me at all. :shrug:

[Ellen Forradalom]

2. This letter takes "thinking with the wrong head"

to its illogical conclusion.

[Rabrrrrrr]

3. Yes, indeed.

Kick.

[Initech]

4. Please dont tell me I'm the only one who thinks that...

"VD Of The Brain" would make an excellent name for an indie rock band!

[Kajsa]

6. You're not!

:hi:

[Aristus]

5. The reference to Joseph was accurate as far as the Bible is concerned.

He lost me at "In modern times"...

[Rabrrrrrr]

10. No. Joseph was never made ruler of Egypt.

And his rise up the ranks to Pharaoh's right hand man had nothing to do with his avoidance of sex with Pharaoh's wife - that is, the Biblical text says nothing about him being "rewarded" for virtuous action. He gets the job because Pharaoh sees his worthiness and that God was with Joseph. Joseph then gets reinstated from the jail time he was serving because of the failed affair attempt because he interpreted Pharaoh's dreams and got himself rewarded with second in command.

Never is there mention of Joseph's glory being because he was righteous and avoided sex with Pharaoh's wife.

The jackass who wrote the letter above thinks it's all about sex.

[Aristus]

14. Whoops! You're right. I missed the "made Joseph ruler" part.

Yeah, he was Pharoah's right-hand man. The pastor at my wife's right-wing fundy church emphasized the sexual purity of Joseph in ascending to his court position. Guess I have to go back and re-read Genesis. :dunce:

I have an excuse: I'm not a fundamentalist. If this guy is, he should have known about Pharoah, and not Joseph, being ruler of Egypt.

[Rabrrrrrr]

16. And that's part of the Jesus Crispy paradox - as a fundy, he SHOULD know,

and will always proclaim that he does know, but as a fundy, he NEVER WILL know because he'll never really read the Bible, relying instead of what he wishes were true and what his lying pastor tells him.

[seemunkee]

7. Some newspaper actually published that?

[dolo amber]

8. I think that letter just gave me herpes

[Kajsa]

9. So failing the "Joseph test" makes

one unpatriotic? What?

Somehow he equates infidelity with being a "patsie".

How utterly self righteous of him.
Why is he so obsessed with other people's
sex lives? It's none of his damn business.

I don't see a connection.

[Rabrrrrrr]

11. I totally don't see it, either. But it's typical of the unthinking masses

ho are brainwashed by their uneducated pastors and Reader's Digest.

[Danger Mouse]

18. He's so obsessed because he wishes it were HIM getting laid

with something other than his realdoll, Mary.

[Kajsa]

25. LOL- Hi Elrond.;-)

Yep, that's what I thought, too.

;-) :hi:

[Danger Mouse]

29. Hey Kajsa...count on me to produce a colorful mental image!

:D

[billyskank]

12. How quickly they forget about the current president.

:eyes:

[KitchenWitch]

13. And you still expect coherence from these bastards?

:P

[MissMillie]

15. because surely sexual immorality (or atleast this person's definition of it)

is the measure of a poor leader.


Apparently you can lie, rob people of their votes, their voice, their dissent and still be a good leader as long as you're not banging someone other than your wife.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

17. He obviously suffers from VD of the brain

I wonder how much time he spends at the whorehouse.

[Danger Mouse]

19. Typical batshit fundie idiot.

Why are you surprised?

[Deep13]

20. Remember when god punished us for Clinton's sins with...

...peace and prosperity? Those were terrible times.

[Ellen Forradalom]

21. Then there's the fuckwit

who is content to spend his life with his elbow on the ! key. For example:

And not once or twice but many many times it speaks in the Bible that it is WRONG !!!!!!!!!! UnGodly, Sinful !!!!! I don't hate the sinner I pray for the sin !!!!!!! But that is ok......... I have my morals and values in life....something that others (what the article is about) Dont have !!!!! Again Like I said I dont hate the Sinner I hate the SIN !!!!!!!!!! But I know I will be attacked many times over for my opinion on this subject just like last year......its ok. Im one tough woman ! But I will be out of town for awhile so if you dont hear from me that is why!!!!!!!!!

[Rabrrrrrr]

22. LOL! Where is that from?

I've seen stuff like that in our local newspaper.

Thankfully, most LTTE here are by reasoned liberals. We have a few coherent conservatives that make it occasionally, but generally the majority of the few rightwing LTTEs we get are like the OP and like what you just posted - screaming, incoherent, lies-based, grammatically impossible to figure out screeds.

[Ellen Forradalom]

23. Ventura County Star

As a comment on an article about a family-friendly gay pride festival.

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24. And it's funny, because the Bible *maybe* speaks of homosexuality *maybe* 6-7 times,

but it speaks *very specifically* about the evil of letting a neighbor go hungry about, oh, 400-500 times.

[TrogL]

26. The Bible has interesting things to say about homosexuality - or not

http://members.shaw.ca/trogl/bibquote.html

[KurtNYC]

27. That paper needs more letters

if that is all they have.

or should I say:

That paper !!!! It needs more letters !!!!! to the Editor !!!!

[regnaD kciN]

28. It may be ridiculous...

...but you gotta love the fact that every "immoral" candidate the writer cites is a Republican. For once, it looks like Democrats have the monopoly on "respect for marriage" and "family values." (The worst the Republicans could invoke is Hillary, and that only on the fact that she was the victim of infidelity who chose to stick it out and save her marriage -- not exactly "anti-values" behavior, if you ask me.)

[Redstone]

30. "VD of the brain?" How about Cocaine Rot, or Alcohol Cell Death?

And..."Judge them by their works?" THAT is supposed to be a defense of bushyboy?

The more they do, the more they shout from the rooftops that only they can save the world.... and THAT's not a PERFECT description of bushyboy?

HaHaHaHaHaHaHavHaHaHaHaHa...I have to stop, because my cheekbones are sore from laughing so hard.

Redstone

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

31. I wonder why the jackass doesn't like FDR and Ike

Did they beat up a friend of his or something?

[Rabrrrrrr]

32. Probably because he heard Rush at some time mention FDR and Ike

within the same paragraph or so of "Clinton" or "Hitlery" or "big government" or something.

I'm sure it has nothing to do with applying critical thought.