How would you deal if the Silver Surfer crashed on your couch?

[Orrex]

For example, I'd say "Get your shiny ass back to Zenn-La, you freeloader!"

[InvisibleTouch]

1. I guess if he'd wash the dishes...

...he could stay for a day or two. :)

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. "I don't care if being a Herald isn't your 'vibe' - get a job or get out!

And pick up these beer bottles. And put some pants on, or at least by some underwear without holes in it."

[Swede]

3. I'd make him pitch in for groceries.

And tell him to use his cosmic power to get a job.

[krispos42]

4. I warn him I don't have cable

He'd probably leave after that.