breaking: Laura bush resigns as first Lady

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in an unexpected move, Laura bush resigned her position as first Lady today. saying she wanted to "spend more time with her famiLy," she aLso took a jab at congressionaL democrats and the LiberaL media, cLaiming they had both been, "beyond the paLe in their criticisms of her job performance" and decLared that they, "won't have Laura bush to kick around anymore."

president bush regretfuLLy accepted her resignation and vowed that the vacancy wiLL not Last Long, indicating that he wiLL use a recess appointment to repLace the first Lady, and avoid a potentiaLLy fierce, congressionaL showdown in confirmation hearings.

the favorite to repLace Laura bush appears to be karen hughes.

****deveLoping****

[Deep13]

1. Rice won't like that! nt