Morning Conversation with My Cab Driver (and how i may be a virgin)

[La Lioness Priyanka]

Cab Driver: so the girl who i see with you, everyone says she is a lesbian

Me: : we both are. she is my gf.

Cab Driver: So being a lesbian means you dont go with a man right?

Me: : Yes

Cab Driver : So you are like a virgin, no?

[LeftyFingerPop]

1. Like a virgin...

like Madonna? :P :hi:

[Burma Jones]

2. How Admirable......

So you're still eligible to give birth to Messiahs?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

3. well technically not me but lisa can.

[Burma Jones]

4. Watch out for Doves........

[Deep13]

5. I wonder if Mary Madonna came up with the name for her son...

...based on what she yelled while giving birth. "Jesus Christ! Is it out yet?!"

[skygazer]

6. You gotta love NYC cab drivers

The epitome of tact. :rofl:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

7. it was really the epitome of bad manners.

[Rockit]

14. double grrrr.

:nuke:

[ThomCat]

23. That is far more than just bad manners.

He clearly felt the right to make your business his business. There is a level of arrogance and condescention involved that is just breathtaking.

:nuke:
x(

[La Lioness Priyanka]

28. i posted about this in the feminist forum too.

[DarkTirade]

37. With a hint of ignorance added for that extra bit of flavor.

:\

[Rockit]

8. grrr...

sorry you had to deal with that bastard son of a bitch.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

10. i love you dear!

[ThomCat]

22. That's roughly how I feel just hearing about this whole situation.

:wtf:

What gives him the right to pry into anyone's life? :grr:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

25. honestly it was a gross display of entitlement.

[mockmonkey]

36. Weird

Ever hear of something for the first time and then the next day see it again somewhere else? I was watching "HereTv" and they had a program about the artist that does that "Hothead Paisan" comic. And now I see it in your post.

That's always weird when that happens.:hi:

[anarch]

9. well there's an earworm I didn't need....

"like a viiiirgin, when your heart beats next to miiiine"

[La Lioness Priyanka]

11. lol!

:rofl:

[gmoney]

12. Maybe he just saw "Chasing Amy"

Seems almost exactly like the exchange on the swingset between Ben Affleck and Joey Lauren Adams...

[La Lioness Priyanka]

13. except that i would rather die than state that that 'fisting' is all that lesbian sex

is comprised of

[gmoney]

16. Of course...

it just sounded like the same questions asked in that scene of the movie.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

17. i know, you have a good point. sorry if i sounded cranky, that was just a shitty movie.

[Shine]

15. What a rude jerk!

:thumbsdown:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

18. also at like 6.35 am i am too tired to deal with this nonsense

[Oeditpus Rex]

19. You need some of these

to, y'know, carry in cabs.







http://www.art.com/asp/display-asp/_/ID--22592/Gay_and_Lesbian_Magnets.htm?ui=E38FB4CFF0EF4F4B8A8E69D3545C8CA7

:hi:

[Cabcere]

20. *sigh*

:eyes: Some people... :hug: Sorry you had to deal with that, lioness. :pals:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

21. thanks love.

i am getting very tired of this shit.

[seemunkee]

24. This should be posted on Overheard in NYC

Unbelievable

[La Lioness Priyanka]

26. tell me about it!

[Crazy Dave]

27. Wasn't the "Cash Cab" was it?

That question could have made you some money :P

[La Lioness Priyanka]

29. lol!

:hi:

[cobalt1999]

30. well, that sucks big time.

I bet he wouldn't have asked a gay man that question, or a straight woman. That had to be a slap in the face.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

31. he wouldnt have asked a man. probably woudl have hit on a straight woman though.

[cobalt1999]

32. No doubt. That's why it sucks.

In his mind, you don't rate the respect of a man. While he may have hit on a single woman, he bet he wouldn't have asked about her virginity status. Assholes exist, sorry you had to deal with one.

[Kipling]

33. It's one of the universal laws of urban life that taxis are bizarro magnets.

Happens everywhere. The first time I went to Australia I went straight out of the airport into a cab and was greeted with the words "Allright, mate. Don't worry, I don't mind Pommies. I only hate Chinese."
I, like you, I imagine, passed the rest of the journey in silence.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

34. what the hell are pommies?

:hi:

[Kipling]

35. Australian word for the English.

Mildly insulting. Said to derive from the fact that British people resemble pomegranates due to being constantly sunburnt.