Michael Vick has "found Jesus"

[KitchenWitch]

:eyes:

[gmoney]

1. just in time for sentencing, no?

And Jesus wants to put 5 large on Puppymauler to go all the way to the finals...

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. Of course - he's a rightwing violent shitbag republican who's going to jail.

Of course he says he found Jesus. They all pretend they do.

[anarch]

3. was he missing?

[begin_within]

9. That reminds me of an episode of "Maude"

where the doorbell rings, and Maude opens the door, and a man is there who says, "Madam, have you taken into your household a Savior?" Maude stands there for a second and says, "Why is one missing?"

[Critters2]

4. Jesus needs to find a better hiding place. nt

[KitchenWitch]

7. *chuckle*

:rofl:

[grace0418]

19. Wow, I just laughed very loudly in my cube.

I got this picture in my head of Jesus standing very conspicuously behind the drapes with his sandals in plain view underneath.

[Critters2]

26. Well, apparently, any moran can find him with hardly any effort

at all. I mean, Vick's a busy guy, but he found Jesus.

He definitely needs a better hiding place.

Oh, and I know about laughing out loud in one's office. My assistant has learned to just ignore it.

[Orsino]

5. Well, it was that or rehab. n/t

[ruiner4u]

6. .

[billyskank]

8. He was actually looking for his keys.

[Blue-Jay]

10. Jesus was behind the couch?

Damn. I never looked there.

[KitchenWitch]

11. And I thought all the time that Jesus was in the dog house.

[LSK]

12. Mr Jesus always shows up after the fact

[La Lioness Priyanka]

13. has jesus kicked him in his balls yet?

[meow2u3]

14. Tell him to give Him back to me

because I reported Jesus stolen!! :)

[Deep13]

15. All I found was a big dust bunny. nt

[riona]

16. Our jails are simply chock full of godly inmates

[legally blonde]

17. interesting . . .

I would have guessed he found Islam and changed his name to Michael X.

[jgraz]

18. That's awesome -- we've been looking for him

I guess we can stop printing those milk cartons...

[Initech]

20. According to his attorney right?

Then they'll take the "at least he's religious" stance into court, and given that it's Atlanta, people will buy into it. :eyes:

[KitchenWitch]

21. No, those were actual words out of Michael Vick's mouth

shoot me, I was watching part of the press conference this morning.

[Initech]

22. Bwaaaaaaa ha ha ha!!!!

To use a quote from one of my favorite movies, Super Troopers - "I'll believe that when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbert." :rofl:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

23. Is this guy a rethuglican?

I thought that was THEIR favorite cry...

[krispos42]

24. If nobody claims him hin 30 days, he's his! n/t

[Ellen Forradalom]

25. Oh great, now he's gonna start a Jesus-fighting ring

Someone tell him it's been done and hand him a history of the Reformation.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

28. And if any of those Jesuses don't want to fight

it's hanging, drowning, or electrocution. Or maybe Vick'll just crucify them.

Eleventh commandment: Thou shalt not speaketh about Fight Club

[DarkTirade]

27. That's a bald-faced lie.

I just found him between the couch cushions. He'd been there a while.

[Crazy Dave]

29. Just like Paris Hilton did but.....

....he didn't say anything about checking into a rehab :sarcasm: