checking in to ground control

[wildhorses]

attention earthlings:

thank you for your participation in the project known as 'mission earth'.

your co-operation has been duly noted and recorded for posterity in your transcript. although, we have fallen short of the ultimate goal of harmonious existence, we did acquire some success in certain minor objectives.

due to lack of funds and non-compliance of certain high-ranking officials this mission will be aborted at 2300 hour. your presence will no longer be required.

the mars project has been canceled due to an underwhelming lack of interest. apathy was noted and reported as requested and in compliance with policy c-42 and accordingly has been prioritized as non-urgent. therefore: do not report to mars. i repeat: DO NOT REPORT TO MARS!!

protein pills are still available at the commissary and suggested daily allowance remains at 1500 mg. to be ingested at 0600.

please standby for further instructions.

signed and sealed
commander, wheel in the sky

[Aristus]

1. Loud & clear: Put your helmet on.

Is there life on Mars? :shrug:

[wildhorses]

2. that has yet to be determined

and is of a low priority matter. please stand by :patriot:

[Joe Fields]

3. In the interim, can I report to Planet Hollywood? I'm hungry....

:bounce:

[wildhorses]

4. at ease , soldier

report to helmut hamburgler at planet hollywood and await further instruction :patriot:

[Joe Fields]

5. sir, yes sir! Thank you, sir...

:patriot:

[Joe Fields]

6. Commander, is the mission to Uranus still a go?

[wildhorses]

7. that project is no longer under advisement.

that project is no longer under advisement.

rejected due to klingon participation in the local area.


:patriot:

standby for further instructions.

[Joe Fields]

8. I will cancel the probe...

[wildhorses]

9. the asteroids appreciate it, thanks.

:patriot:

[Joe Fields]

10. Could have proven to be a bumpy ride into deep space...

but well worth it...:patriot:

[wildhorses]

11. colonel lingus was put in charge to deep space nine

await further instruction, soldier :patriot:

[Joe Fields]

12. Sir, Colonel Lingus gets all of the cherry assignments...

:grr:

[wildhorses]

13. damn him ...

he left us in a real pickle last time. your concern has been noted.

[Joe Fields]

18. His gear got caught in the cargo door on his last probe, sir.

[wildhorses]

19. yes sir!

and it really left the rest of us hanging :grr:

[Ptah]

14. And the papers want to know whose shirts I wear

Tell my wife I love her very much (she knows!)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=VnLv1kh_cuc

[wildhorses]

16. ahoy matey

:hi:

:patriot:

[billyskank]

15. Roger.

Over and out.

[wildhorses]

17. 10-4 soldier

:patriot:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

20. Keep your shirt on, whomever it belongs to.

:hi:

[wildhorses]

21. aye-aye captain

:hi: