Just so you are aware of this: There was no change in the rapture index this week

[LynneSin]

http://www.raptureready.com/rap2.html

What the hell is up with you lazy heathens? You need to work harder to get this number through the roof. I want a new car damnit, I need these people gone!!

[MrScorpio]

1. Sorry, I've been slacking off in my pagan idolatry this week

It's pretty to find any virgins to sacrifice

[Crazy Dave]

2. I'm aiming for bigger things like a whole town

I got first dibs on "Ave Maria" http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11499702

[LynneSin]

6. There's only one problem with this

Catholics don't buy into the Rapture.

Perhaps you could venture for Oral Roberts or Liberty University. Bob Jones might be available

[Parche]

3. Rap

Vick found jesus............it should be up....:hi:

[LostinVA]

4. Sorry -- I was trying really hard to raise it

I'm a failure.

[LynneSin]

7. Now now - you're marriage should help boost the number

So at least I know you're doing your part

[LostinVA]

9. True -- I love doing sinful things

[racaulk]

5. I will definitely work harder to get that number up.

Once those that are ready for the rapture are gone, the world will be a much better place. :evilgrin:

On a side note, I *love* that rapture smiley! Very cute! :)

[LynneSin]

8. I got it from the Rapture Ready web forum

http://www.rr-bb.com/

:scared:

Of course I put it up on my website so it's not being hot-linked from there

[krispos42]

10. I think the Rapture need some more cowbell!

:rofl: