YellowRubberDuckie
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Mon Aug-27-07 04:07 PM
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I heard the dumbest conversation at a car lot today... |
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I was sitting in my uncle's office waiting for him to return from his general manager's office. There's a salesman in the office next door with some tall, skinny dude(This has no bearing on the story, just adds flavor). So, they're talking about buying some trucks for the skinny dude's fleet. He says, and I Quote!, "I do have to tell you that I have a little bit of a problem buying anything from Ford." Salesman is like, why? Skinny dude's reply? "Because they support them gays, and I think they are leaving us NORMAL people behind, if you know what I mean." And then they go into this idiotic discussion about what churches they've gone to in their lives. I wanted to pop my eye balls with large needles. Good God, caring who someone else is having sex with is such a waste of time. People love who they love. It has no bearing on your life whatsoever. UGH! Duckie
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Mon Aug-27-07 04:10 PM
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1. After it became obvious you support The Gays, I stopped reading your post. |
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I gotta tell you, I have a problem reading any more words from you.
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YellowRubberDuckie
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Mon Aug-27-07 04:12 PM
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2. Wow. And here I thought This was DU... |
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Mon Aug-27-07 04:17 PM
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3. I only read as far as your first "W", which is the first letter of Wommyn |
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Edited on Mon Aug-27-07 04:18 PM by Rabrrrrrr
or however you feminazis spell it, which is a non-Judeo-Christian reference to pagan religion and unpatriotic behavior.
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Mon Aug-27-07 04:22 PM
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4. It's not like the good old times, when libraries were only for normal only readers |
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Edited on Mon Aug-27-07 04:22 PM by DS1
Like NYC Public Library, fond memories of that place
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Mon Aug-27-07 07:06 PM
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5. Damn, now that makes me wish I had bought a Ford. |
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Mon Aug-27-07 07:43 PM
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6. Is there some special option on Fords for gays? |
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I have a Ford Bronco and I don't want to hit a never before seen button and get a surprise.
Poor salesman trying to establish a connection with that guy, it must have been one forced smile through that.
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crim son
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Mon Aug-27-07 07:47 PM
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7. I hear you. I was at a music festival this weekend |
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rocking to a reggae band. At the end of a set the lead singer started yelling about how the man is the head of the household, and marriage is only acceptable between a man and a woman, and marriage exists for the purpose of making beautiful babies, etc. PUKE!
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Mon Aug-27-07 07:55 PM
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8. That totally makes sense. |
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After all we don't allow infertile people, those that don't want to have kids, and the elderly to get married.
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crim son
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Mon Aug-27-07 08:04 PM
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9. True; and those of us who do marry have sex only for the purpose |
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of procreation. No fun for fun's sake. :eyes:
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Mon Aug-27-07 10:07 PM
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11. And there is that ban on couples who would produce ugly babies. |
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Mon Aug-27-07 10:01 PM
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10. Remember, he was a car salesman |
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You know damn well that if the next customer was gay he would have joined him in a conversation bashing those frigging rednecks. Those guys will become anything if it'll sell some wheels!
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Mon Aug-27-07 10:11 PM
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12. yeah, Ford is only making pink trucks with rainbow carpeting for all us queers. |
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Haven't you heard??
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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