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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-27-07 04:07 PM
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What if I told you I was pregnant?


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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-27-07 04:10 PM
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1. My dear Hypno...
Neither you nor Woody Allen can ever be pregnant!

So I'd say you were joking!

:rofl:
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lost-in-nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-27-07 04:20 PM
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2. I to would say you are joking
but if not I want to be your manager at 30%!!!!


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


lost
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Orsino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-27-07 04:29 PM
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5. We're Dems here. Can we not agree...
...that if HT can't actually have babies, he can have the right to have them?
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-27-07 04:30 PM
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6. Oi! I don't want to have babies! Don't compare me to Michael Jackson!
:hide:
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Brigid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-27-07 04:20 PM
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3. I would say . . .
Edited on Mon Aug-27-07 04:20 PM by Brigid
There's one for the medical textbooks! And be prepared for one seriously ugly baby! :rofl:
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-27-07 04:21 PM
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4. You hurt my feelings!
:cry:



:rofl:
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-27-07 04:32 PM
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7. I'd say you have a problem, and
you'd better find a doctor who's expert at C-sections. Otherwise it's going to hurt really badly.
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Parche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-27-07 05:02 PM
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8. Pregnant
Is it mine? :shrug: :hi::scared:
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-27-07 05:03 PM
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9. Anything's worth trying once.
:D
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Ava Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-27-07 05:12 PM
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10. i would ask when were you abducted by aliens
Edited on Mon Aug-27-07 05:13 PM by Ava
:P
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Cabcere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-27-07 07:54 PM
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16. Naked aliens?
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-27-07 05:51 PM
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11. I'd call you a dirty, dirty slut...
...but you'd probably take it as a compliment!
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-27-07 05:58 PM
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12. I'll take anything you wanna give me!
:evilgrin:
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-27-07 07:52 PM
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14. thbbbbbbt
Wrong gender. So sorry! Maybe in your next reincarnation... :P
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sarge43 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-27-07 06:03 PM
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13. I'd say this thread needs more pictures. n/t
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-27-07 07:52 PM
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15. you and what uterus?
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