I bought one of those air compressors to fill up my huge balls today so I can exercise

[matcom]

anyone know a good site for proper positions?

[billyskank]

1. Where did you attach the hose?

:shrug:

[matcom]

2. to the air compressor dummy!

:eyes:

[billyskank]

3. Is that a standard attachment

or did you need an adapter?

[matcom]

4. it's call a "compression attachment"

now I know why x(

[Deja Q]

8. .

:puffpiece:

[lost-in-nj]

5. HI Billy

kept missing you today

:hug: :hug:

isn't it late there???

hope your day off was fun.....



lost

[billyskank]

10. Hi lost

Sorry I missed you. :hug:

:hi:

[lost-in-nj]

6. Does it

suck and blow???

will it inflate and deflate????


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


maybe you should try the sight the midget stuck to
the vacume went to......


:shrug: :shrug: :shrug:


lost

[Maddy McCall]

7. I know it's tempting, but STAY AWAY!

Don't do it!!

1998 Darwin Awards:

AND THE WINNER IS....
Japan Times-April 16, 1997

"The government must crack down on this disgusting craze of 'Pumping'", a spokesman for the Nakhon Ratchasima hospital told reporters. "If this perversion catches on, it will destroy the cream of Thailand's manhood." He was speaking after the remains of 13 year-old Charnchai Puanmuangpak had been rushed into the hospital's emergency room. "Most 'Pumpers' use a standard bicycle pump," he explained, "inserting the nozzle far up their rectum, giving themselves a rush of air, creating a momentary high. This act is a sin against God." It appears that the young Charnchai took it further still. He started using a two-cylinder foot pump, but even that wasn't exciting enough for him, so he boasted to friends that he was going to try the compressed air hose at a nearby gasoline station. They dared him to do it, so, under cover of darkness, he snuck in. Not realizing how powerful the machine was, he inserted the tube deep into his rectum, and placed a coin in the slot. As a result, he died virtually instantly, leaving passers-by still in shock. One woman thought she was watching a twilight fireworks display, and started clapping. "We still haven't located all of him", say the police authorities. "When that quantity of air interacted with the gas in his system, he nearly exploded. It was like an atom bomb went off or something." "Pumping is the devil's pastime, and we must all say no to Satan," Ratchasima concluded. "Inflate your tires by all means, but then hide your bicycle pump where it cannot tempt you."

[Ellen Forradalom]

9. Are you ready to ROMP?