do you sleep with a man on?

[wildhorses]

:blush: sorry,could.not.resist :yoiks:

[KitchenWitch]

1. IBTL???

[wildhorses]

5. hey.

:hi:

good to have you back

[KitchenWitch]

7. Thanks!

:hi:

Did I mention that my houseguests are gone?

[wildhorses]

9. hallejulah!!

i am sure you were the hostess with the mostest ;)

[KitchenWitch]

11. I try!

I am thinking one of my guests might not think so though (long story).

[wildhorses]

12. how many guests did you have

i haven't had chance to read all your posts...so sorry if this is redundant.

[KitchenWitch]

13. Four

My parents, my son, and my girlfriend from Minnesota.

[wildhorses]

16. let me guess ---

your mother??

no need to tell... just going on my experience.

[KitchenWitch]

17. Mom, Dad, my son and my girlfriend from Minnesota

My mom was VERRY helpful.

[wildhorses]

21. hmmmm --- thats good...

maybe your son, then. how is he adjusting, anyway? tell me to put my nose back on my face anytime, now. :rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

23. My son is happier in Minnesota

We all miss each other immensely, but he truly is better off there.

He is planning on coming back out here for college!

:woohoo:

[wildhorses]

26. that is good.

i remember when that was going on. i thought it would be the right thing. it was VERY unselfish on your part. parents do not realize the trauma. especially at that stage in life.

[KitchenWitch]

27. It still hurts, but I know it is the right thing!

And the fact that he wants to come out here for college is really making me feel good.

[wildhorses]

28. yes. it is confirmation that you did the right thing.

i am really happy to hear that. i know you were worried...i was worried, too. well, that leaves your dad and your girlfriend. what a toss-up that is :shrug:

[KitchenWitch]

29. Dad was okay.

My girlfriend flipped into "take everything personally" mode, and became a flaming hypochondriac.

I walked on eggshells around her for a week.

[wildhorses]

30. that is too bad.

maybe it was hormonal :shrug: i am sure you did your best to show her a good time. :hug:

[fizzgig]

2. i did for a few nights last week...

it was quite nice :evilgrin:

[wildhorses]

3. lucky you

:P


edited for damn typos x(

[RevolutionaryActs]

4. I'm shocked that you would post such a thing!

And in the Lounge no less, have you no shame? :P


Oh.. um.. IBTL? :shrug:

[wildhorses]

6. i am shameless -- i tells ya

:bounce:

[texanwitch]

8. Depends on the man.

:rofl:

[wildhorses]

10. don't it though --

:hi:

[Cabcere]

14. I wish...

...wait, what? :crazy:

:hide: IBTL?

[wildhorses]

15. yeah.

so far so good

:hide:

[Cabcere]

18. That's what he said.

:evilgrin:

:spank: I know, I know - I'm a bad person. :blush:

[wildhorses]

22. ~

:rofl:

[TOhioLiberal]

19. Nope...

...I'll be taking apps for that position someday. :shrug:

[wildhorses]

24. i am sure there will be many applicants.

be very choosy :hug:

:hug: only the best will do for you. you deserve it.

[TOhioLiberal]

36. I know...

...that I shouldn't grab the first guy that comes down the pike, but I'm damn lonely.

[Cabcere]

37. *hugs*

I know that feeling. :pals:

[TOhioLiberal]

38. Especially when faced...

...with STBE's domestic bliss :grr: x(

[Cabcere]

40. Ugh...that is rough.

:hug: I'm sorry sweetie. I'm no Skittles, but you want me to try to kick some ass anyway? :pals: :shrug:

[TOhioLiberal]

43. I think you're a little far away...

...besides I have 5 days before I leave. For good.

[Cabcere]

45. Well, I hope things work out for you.

:hug: Sending good vibes your way! :pals:

[Joe Fields]

20. pev...

:P

[wildhorses]

25. i can't deny it...

i swear the thing wrote its self...

[LostinVA]

31. No

He stays in the drawer, when not in use.

[wildhorses]

33. rofl

are you all settled? are you going to change your user name? :hi:

[LostinVA]

41. We're mostly settled

We're looking at houses to buy, currently. Thank God I lived in an expensive part of VA, so there isn't much sticker shock for me, and it's a buyers market, right now.

I'm keeping the username. Damn that lost-in-nj! I'm kidding.

[wildhorses]

47. you could always go the other way --

and be something like...harookabookah...or not...

:rofl:

[LostinVA]

48. hehehehe

I'm not sure if they powers that be would like that.

[originalpckelly]

32. So that's what they're calling stiff willies this days?

Interesting.

[wildhorses]

34. or --

steely dan...anyone?

or how about...

electrical banana?

:shrug:

[lost-in-nj]

51. The is always BOB

Battery
Operated
Boyfriend



:evilgrin: :rofl: :rofl:



lost

[WritingIsMyReligion]

59. Steely Dan was a dildo not a penis.

:P :P

[Wapsie B]

35. No, I don't go that way.

Nor do I sleep with anyone else on either.

[wildhorses]

39. bad copycat, sorry.

:hi:

[Cabcere]

42. Bad?

I'm not so sure about that... :evilgrin:

:spank:

[wildhorses]

44. aww ---

sometimes they just write themselves ya know :P

spank me very much :evilgrin:

[Wapsie B]

46. No, not bad at all.

My snarkiness doesn't always come across in text. :P

:hi:

[lost-in-nj]

49. NO!!

:cry: :cry:


lost

[In_The_Wind]

50. no

it's too hard to breath that way

[BarenakedLady]

52. I prefer a man under

:P

[billyskank]

53. I volunteer.

[BarenakedLady]

54. ...please fill out this application...

Someone will get back to you to set up an interview.

:D

[billyskank]

56. Should I wear a suit to the interview?

I want to make a good impression and all.

[BarenakedLady]

57. Yes, to start

;)

I do have other applicants interested in this...position. It is a hard job. Are you sure you are up for it? :evilgrin:

















Oh dear, I'd best behave. :P

[billyskank]

58. *blush*

:blush:

[BarenakedLady]

60. A bit much, eh?

:blush:





:yoiks:




:rofl:

[billyskank]

61. You're never too much.

:loveya:

[edbermac]

55. No, I'm not that type of fella.

:blush:

[Dr. Strange]

62. Nope, I always turn him off before going to bed.

No matter what I do, I turn him off.

Hmmm, maybe I'm doing something wrong!