Post a false spoiler to a movie, and have us guess which movie.**SPOILERS?**

[jobycom]

For instance, the giant bunny diverts the jet engine into another dimension, saving the world, and allowing the young couple to live happily ever after.

[MrScorpio]

1. Donny Darko

It's actually made from cute little kittens

[qnr]

5. Soylent Green n/t

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. Verbal Kint leaves the police station

and just keeps limping.

[XemaSab]

4. Usual Suspects

His mother is dead! :o

[blogslut]

15. Psycho

:)

[qnr]

3. Naoh gets the fire relit just as a rogue asteroid strikes the Gulf of Mexico

and sets the whole earth ablaze.

[qnr]

6. Darn it, I'm tired of killing threads (of course, there is always the possibility

that I've now administered a double-dose of lethality).

[mvd]

7. No wizards who are close to the main character die in this movie

Might be easy, but I have to sign off.

[Swede]

8. Whew,missed that iceberg by that much.

That was close.

[KitchenWitch]

9. The Hindenburg!

:P

[qnr]

10. Oh the human-inanity! :) n/t

[KitchenWitch]

11. ...

:rofl:

:yourock:

[qnr]

12. Thank you, thank you... I'll be here 'til Thursday! Try the soy veal!

:)

[ironflange]

13. Here's a tough one

He gives a damn.

[qnr]

14. The Spunky Little Beaver!

or maybe that obscure GWTW one...

[blogslut]

16. I got one

She wakes up and it was all a dream.

[alphafemale]

18. Alien?

"I told you rednecks in pickups are lousy shots."

[blogslut]

19. heehee

Nope

[jgraz]

17. Bruce Willis is alive, but so boring that everyone ignores him

[jobycom]

25. .

:spray:

[Richardo]

31. .

:rofl:


:applause:

[jgraz]

20. The kid misses his shot and the rabid dog tears his throat out

[Burma Jones]

30. A Better Ending to Old Yeller

[jgraz]

21. "Luke...you were adopted"

[bridgit]

22. With their handsome, dashing naval officer father leading; the singing troupers...

sing happy, lively songs of freedom and new beginnings beside their wonder filled governess only to teeter off a narrow alpine pathway grasping at; then dragging each other into a patch of edelweiss 1,000's of feet below :(

[Burma Jones]

34. They're up with the Lonely Goatherd now....

I would have enjoyed that ending.....

[ashling]

23. The ship doesn't sink

nt

[bridgit]

24. The horses don't get shot...

[alphafemale]

26. Small town Indiana HS basketall team humiliated in State Final. Coach gets drunk.

[jobycom]

27. Dude disables nuclear weapon, convinces the overlords to establish an egalitarian democracy

and man and ape live in complete harmony forever more.

[jobycom]

28. Terrorist banker decides to quit wasting time, and just shoots the British agent tied to a chair.

[DS1]

29. Signourey Weaver rips off her low-cut panties and has vigorous alien sex

[Richardo]

32. "Rosebud" was the name of his palatial estate

[Burma Jones]

33. The Girl comes to and she's in the back of a 1926 Pickup Truck

on the way to California because her Aunt and Uncle lost their farm to some nasty old lady that took them to court over a dog bite and won.

[XemaSab]

50. Wizard of Oz

[Richardo]

35. Doyle Loninghan shoots the two grifters, retrieves his money and gets away

[jgraz]

53. The Sting

[Richardo]

54. Man, you won this thread with the 'Sixth Sense' post

:applause: + :rofl:

[Dr. Strange]

36. Moses rides off on the beach...

and doesn't see the Statue of Liberty.

[Richardo]

37. "Forget it, Jake, it's Little Italy"

[Orsino]

38. Turns out Elvis isn't really dead after all...

...but the kid bashes his brains in with Buddy's guitar. Then the Russians storm the Vegas throne, but they can't kill anyone 'cause Buddy'd already killed Death. The Kid is King.

[Richardo]

39. Michael does go on to become Senator Corleone, and conducts a RICO investigation of his own father.

[Mad_Dem_X]

40. Jack and Ennis leave their wives...

get a ranch together and live happily ever after.

[MiniMandaRuth]

42. dammit, that's the movie I wanted to see.

None of this 'Gay Version of Romeo and Juliet' crap. :cry:

[MiniMandaRuth]

41. Chewbacca is Luke's father.

[Brigid]

43. The ship didn't sink.

And The two lovebirds lived happily ever after. :evilgrin:

[davsand]

44. The dude is actually a chick.

[jgraz]

45. Amnesiac finally remembers his mysterious past. Turns out he's an accountant

[graywarrior]

46. Snape is Harry's real father.

And Voldemort killed a imitation Snape created by Snape.

[jgraz]

47. Shark spits out tank, tears Brody in half

I like endings where the animals win.

[jgraz]

48. Monkey uses annoying tiny woman as human shield, escapes to New Jersey

[Richardo]

49. UFO lands near Devil's Tower; murderous aliens kill and eat everyone in sight

[jgraz]

67. I really want to see a remake where that happens

So much better than the original ending...

[jgraz]

51. "What's in the box?? What's in the bahhhhhhhhx??!!?? What's in the...oh cool, you ordered lunch."

[FloridaJudy]

56. UHF n/t

[Dr. Strange]

57. Different movie, but your post helped me come up with this:

"Mom, Dad, don't touch it! It's EEEEEEE-VVVIILLLLL!"

"Okay, if you say so dear."

"Whew!"

Fade out...

[Giant Robot]

63. Time Bandits

[Dr. Strange]

64. Winner!

:patriot:

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

59. Se7en

[Tommy_Carcetti]

52. The omnious looking man in the Members Only jacket slips into the bathroom...

While the reputed mob boss, sitting at a table with his family, takes a bite of his onion ring and promptly chokes to death.

(Okay, so that's TV. Still...)

[FloridaJudy]

55. The mothership lands

and the aliens take away their companion's dead body and incinerate all the humans in revenge.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

58. Donald Sutherland, horrified, learns the girl has been replaced too.

[Richardo]

60. Animal House?

:hi:

[texas1928]

61. Jack catches Danny...

And goes looking for Tony with an axe. Never finds him. Wendy is such a blubbering mess that she can't drive the snowcat and ends up off a cliff.

[KamaAina]

62. The women's car shoots out over the Grand Canyon...

falls, keeps falling, and finally lands on top of a wagon full of straw being drawn by a burro. The look on the old prospector's face is a thing to behold...

[Tommy_Carcetti]

65. Clarence the Angel shows George Bailey what life would be like without him...

And then tells George, "If that's what you want, that's what you get." Roll credits.

[jgraz]

66. Sorry, Virginia. He's just an old drunk with a velvet fetish.

[mitchum]

68. Charles Foster Kane jumps out of bed and says, "Rosebud? What the fuck is that?"