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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-27-07 10:58 PM
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Poll question: George Clooney just invited you for a swim at his olympic sized pool
Edited on Mon Aug-27-07 11:01 PM by MrScorpio

He'll even buy you a new bathing suit











But>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>











You know that Brad Pitt will be there too... Brad told you way back that he had a thing for you,
but you turned him down because he was tight with Jennifer Aniston at the time











But then>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>










After that incident with Brad, you fell madly in love with Jake Gyllenhall, with who
you're were planning on a trip to Vegas with very night George invited you to the pool party



The decision you make could effect global money markets for better or for worse.
You have the livelihoods of millions of people at stake because of your choice.


What do you do?



WHAT DO YOU DO?1?!!?1?















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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-27-07 10:59 PM
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1. At the last minute, Johnny Depp calls my cell and we run off together to Easter Island.
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-27-07 10:59 PM
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2. George in a swimming pool? No contest!
Forget Brad and what's-his-name!

:woohoo: :woohoo:


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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-27-07 11:01 PM
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3. XemaSab sammich with
Brad and George.

Afterwards, feel empty that Alan couldn't be there too. :(
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Cabcere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-27-07 11:04 PM
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4. What, no "all of the above"?
:crazy: ;) :P
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-27-07 11:06 PM
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5. Psssst. That's what "Other" is for.
:P

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Cabcere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-27-07 11:06 PM
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6. D'oh!
I guess all of the gorgeousness fried my brain. :crazy:
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-27-07 11:15 PM
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7. I'll take George please
I would politely decline the offer of an un-needed bathing suit :D
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cemaphonic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-28-07 12:20 AM
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8. 1) Let the rest of you fight over those guys
2) See if George will introduce me to the Coen Brothers.

3) See if Jake will introduce me to his sister.

4) Get slapped by my wife for 3)
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Lethe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-28-07 12:24 AM
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9. decline their homosexual advances and get high with Jake
because i know he gets really high all the time

And he is kinda crazy to begin with and would be fun to get high with.
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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-28-07 12:56 AM
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10. I'd decline the invitation, for various reasons.
1) I think of swimming as a survival tool, not as a sport.

2) No women? It's not for me to judge how others might want to spend their evening, but that's just a BIT too staggish for my taste. Other opinions may vary.

Redstone
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-28-07 12:57 AM
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11. Not to mention the fact that you are married to the fabulous Mrs. Redstone
That's enough reason right there!

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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-28-07 01:01 AM
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12. Whoa, yes, indeed. What Hollywood bimbette is going to be more
desirable than she is? None who I could think of.

All the more reason to stay home, and yes, I'm a lucky son of a bitch to be able to say that and mean it.

Redstone
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-28-07 01:02 AM
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13. Yes, you are. And I salute you, sir!
:patriot:

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