Tomorrow when the exterminator comes I hope he uses

[Midlodemocrat]

enough *ant killing* stuff to take out part of the Mid Atlantic.

I have suffered with these little shits for three months. Three treatments. Our entire neighborhood is inundated.

:blech:

[flvegan]

1. Nice speciesist genocide, Hitler

:rofl:

[Midlodemocrat]

2. Get back to me when YOU have ants on your desk, Mussolini.

[flvegan]

3. I clean up my Oreo crumbs.

No ants. Get it?

[Midlodemocrat]

4. I DO NOT eat at my desk.

I go downstairs to the kitchen.

:rofl:

The little shits are driving me buggy, series.

[flvegan]

5. They're...UPSTAIRS!!??1

The day has come for you to welcome your new ant overlords.

[Midlodemocrat]

6. Yup. All the way to the third floor where my office is.

This is AFTER three treatments by the pest company starting in June. They are persistent as all get out this year. All of my friends have them.

At least they aren't the big black carpenter ants. Those things scare me.

[flvegan]

7. Third floor? Why can't you lead a more simple, progressive lifestyle?

A global warming radar photo would probably glow neon red right over your house. Is your last name Edwards? Bet your haircuts...sorry, hairDOs cost a pretty penny.

I've got your number, living in that Ivory Tower and all.

Ant murderer.

[Midlodemocrat]

8. I have a teeny tiny carbon footprint.

We converted the attic into an office. I don't even have a storage room, that's how carbon neutral I am. :rofl:

[LostinVA]

9. Minivans guzzle gas

Meanwhile, I get a lovely 50-55mpg. Clearly, you are a Freeper.

[Midlodemocrat]

10. Clearly, I only fill up once a month because I don't go anywhere.

Clearly, your fiancee drives a jeep ergo: freeper, freeper, freeper.

[LostinVA]

13. Actually, it's a Saab now

So clearly, she's elitist.

[flvegan]

11. You're a Freeper cuddler/snuggler

What with that suv parked outside each night.

[Midlodemocrat]

12. Let's not forget that said fiancee is also a gun nut.

:eyes:




:hide:

[LostinVA]

16. I can't argue with that

except she'll claim she isn't a gun nut, just pro-2nd ammendment.

[LostinVA]

15. I'm more than that

[BarenakedLady]

14. I just noticed ants this morning too.

In my dishwasher. Yuck. I get them once or twice a year for a few days, then they disappear. :shrug:

My exterminator is due next week.

[Parche]

17. This Exterminator?

:bounce: :hi:

[truedelphi]

18. Sorry you have ants. Ants HATE vinegar - they love PineSol

And any Pine scented products (Pine is one of their foods)

I have a spritzer bottle with vinegar and also I caulk the area where they enter our home.

THey usually don't get in - but once they do they discover my home is not for them.

After the exterminator leaves, you might consider the vinegar and anti-PineSol method.

[ruiner4u]

19. Why do you hate American Ants?

:cry: