DU late night chat (free Hamm jokes, ham sandwhiches, and ham)

[JohnKleeb]

ya know how to IM me I hope.
Anyways
Its AOL Instant Messenger and sorry Yahoo or MSN people, I didnt set up this chatroom, and my sn is mgsfan101.
Hamm for president ;).

[Lostmessage]

1. Turkey Club?

:kick:

[camero]

2. Hamm and salami?

Never tried that.

[JohnKleeb]

3. ya guys can IM me if you'd like

[undergroundrailroad]

4. Turkey Club on whole wheat and a diet coke with lime.

UGRR :hi:

[JohnKleeb]

5. Hey UGGR

I want a pork chop with mashed potatoes or fried ones, and apple sauce, and a nice glass of milk.

[prolesunited]

6. What do you have

for the vegetarians?

[JohnKleeb]

7. spam?

:shrug:
I'll find something for you proles, I work at a grocery store remember.

[prolesunited]

8. I think spam is meat, isn't it?

Try again.

[JohnKleeb]

9. Meat eaters ignorance sorry

Tofu?
:shrug:
*eats porkchop*

[Lostmessage]

10. Fried Spam

With mustard or miracle whip on white bread.

[camero]

11. Veggie hamm

Is that an oxymoron?...lol :)

[JohnKleeb]

12. ya know guys, if you want in, I would love to have y'all

[PartyPooper]

13. Ham, turkey, chicken, tuna fish, or cheese is fine for Atkins' dieters

like me. Just hold the bread, thank you!

:D