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triguy46 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-28-07 02:37 PM
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First, call me stupid. Second, explain to me how a sexual encounter...
in two bathroom stalls works. Are the stalls in airports in Minnesota accomodating for such? I may just be old and unimaginative.:shrug:
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northzax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-28-07 02:42 PM
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1. if you don't know
you don't need to know...
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-28-07 02:44 PM
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2. I can understand
one bathroom stall
but two might be stretching it a bit
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-28-07 03:40 PM
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4. Oh, please...
...might be stretching it a bit


please tell me this doesn't mean what I think it means!
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liontamer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-28-07 03:38 PM
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3. check your pm n/t
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-28-07 03:42 PM
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5. Two words - Glory Hole.
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Bennyboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-28-07 03:46 PM
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6. They go to the..
handicapped stall after making contact in the regular stalls. Or so I have heard (not that there is anything wrong with that).
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-28-07 03:53 PM
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7. Really? They give handicaps in homosexuality, just like in golf?
Golf handicap - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
A golf handicap is a numerical measure of an amateur golfer's playing ability. It can be used to calculate a net score from the number of strokes actually ...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golf_handicap - 32k - Cached - Similar pages

Um :blush:

ibtl
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-28-07 03:57 PM
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8. Well I have a problem with it.



Stay out of the damn handicapped stall. I swear I am going to start caring one of those cup of noodle soups things with me. And the next time some who does not need that stall is in there, I am going to start making Hurking noises and through that under the stall. I swear I am.



:P
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MagsDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-28-07 04:52 PM
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12. Really?
You can't just wait for it to be open like everyone else waits when there are no empty stalls?
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-28-07 05:22 PM
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13. I don't have a problem if all of them are full.
And it is in use, it is when others are empty and that one is taken.
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Gormy Cuss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-28-07 05:42 PM
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15. Actually, some persons with disabilities can't wait very long.
And for others, it takes so long to get ready to use it that waiting for someone else to finish up is a challenge. That's why it should be the last stall occupied by someone who has a choice..
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bicentennial_baby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-28-07 06:43 PM
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21. Wow...
:puke:
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China_cat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-28-07 06:23 PM
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16. Potato or pea soup works better than noodle.
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-28-07 06:32 PM
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20. I confess. When my kids were little, I used that stall
but only when there wasn't anyone in my sight who might need it. I was uncomfortable leaving the stroller outside while I tended to the older two as well as myself.

Now, I wouldn't use it.
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-28-07 07:09 PM
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25. See I don't mind people using them.
And having two kids with you, I can understand that. But I have been going in and been behind a person(this has happened more than once.) and the other stalls are empty and they go to the accessible one. That just really gets me.
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-28-07 06:49 PM
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22. "hurking noises"
:wtf:

Just do a power barf in their direction!
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-28-07 07:07 PM
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24. That is what I call gagging and noises like that.
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triguy46 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-28-07 07:38 PM
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26. That seems more believable than the 'glory hole' explaination...
I travel a lot and don't find too many airport bathrooms that have the stalls that abused. But there is always a handicapped/disabled.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-28-07 04:10 PM
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9. Somebody cuts a hole though a stall wall...
Or two people share a stall.



:shrug:
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triguy46 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-28-07 07:38 PM
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27. Cutting a hole in a stall wall is sure to get some attention...
maybe not what was intended.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-28-07 04:11 PM
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10. I'm always tapping my foot - never realized I was signalling for gay sex
:shrug:

Who would have thunk it!
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-28-07 04:11 PM
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11. a hole in the stall wall....
:shrug:
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-28-07 05:23 PM
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14. The bathrooms at MSP are always FULL, if you ask me.
Not much in the way of privacy.
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triguy46 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-28-07 07:39 PM
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28. My impression as well.
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YDogg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-28-07 06:29 PM
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17. Maybe like this ... with linking goodness.
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-28-07 06:29 PM
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18. Glory Holes?
:shrug:

Don't know if they had any in that bathroom but it can be done!
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-28-07 06:32 PM
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19. thats what i'm thinking
a hole in the wall

:shrug:
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triguy46 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-28-07 07:40 PM
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29. That would mean that airports b'rooms are in shitty shape...
all I've been to in past 2 weeks are intact, secure and TERRA FREEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-28-07 06:55 PM
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23. You need to understand, Larry Craig is hung like a horse. No, like a whale.
Apparently his penis is so long that he could actually sling it over the wall between the two stalls and allow only the portion dangling in his paramour's face to actually become aroused. There's a reason why he was the focus of so many rumors up until now. And ever since his press conference, we know for sure it's not because he's actually gay.
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