Abstinence is the #1 cause of gangrene of the face among 21-35 year olds.

[LaraMN]

Go ahead, post an egregiously horrific and utterly false statistic to bend a feeble-minded public to your will.

[LSK]

1. eating Chocalate Mint Cookies makes your hair oily

[LaraMN]

2. You will need to provide a STATISTIC to back that up,

because statistics all come straight from the mouth of the baby Jesus!

[LSK]

12. 1 in 6 Cows eat burnt grass

[DS1]

3. Absinthe is the #1 cause of gangbangs in the ass among 8-12 year olds.

[LaraMN]

5. Fancy that.

I thought it was a combo of recreational use of Ritalin, sniffing crushed up Pringles, and viewing back-to-back episodes of SpongeBob Squarepants.

[billyskank]

4. billyskank not getting any is the cause of the budget defecit.

Don't raise taxes. Just get billy laid more!

[LaraMN]

6. Once again, you must provide solid statistics.

Or at least a bar graph.

[billyskank]

27. Very well

I think this chart clearly indicates the correlation between the U.S. budget deficit and billy not getting any.



The fact that billyskank is not even a U.S. citizen continues to puzzle economists, and this matter is a subject of ongoing research.

As an aside, we can see that billyskank gets more under Democratic administrations.

[bicentennial_baby]

30. OMG....

:rofl:

:yourock:

And fwiw, if I wasn't married... :evilgrin:

[billyskank]

32. .

:D

[Cabcere]

7. Damn, I guess I'd better get busy, then.

:evilgrin: :blush:

Oh...

[Oeditpus Rex]

11. SILENCE, foul temptress!

:spank:

[Cabcere]

15. Hey, I'm only trying to combat the evil, America-hating face gangrene!

:P :hi:

[Deja Q]

31. I need to get busy too!

Wanna do so together? :evilgrin:

[Cabcere]

33. Sure, why not?

:evilgrin: Let's make sure we pick a public place...hahaha. :P

[Blue_Tires]

8. is that abstinence by choice or circumstance??

i've got plenty of experience in both!:scared: :hide:

[XemaSab]

9. 90% of measurable ice melt in the Arctic is caused by Mel Gibson

:o

[ohiosmith]

10. Nine out of 10 dentists recommend Crest to their patients.

[Oeditpus Rex]

13. In this graph, this column represents 23 percent of the population

This column represents 28 percent of the population, and this column represents 43 percent of the population.

[Cabcere]

17. DUers who post Monty Python-related images

are 35% less likely to have a 16-ton weight dropped on their heads. :shrug:

[Dr. Strange]

23. And...

they have a 55% mortality rate when attacked by someone with a banana.

[Cabcere]

25. Unless...

they happen to be part of the 18% who have undergone proper Self-Defense Against Fresh Fruit training. :hi:

[Oeditpus Rex]

24. Good to know

Since I don't have a raspberry.

[Cabcere]

26. 100%

of the users named Cabcere who read that and wanted to come up with a semi-rude and/or vulgar response were completely incapable of doing so. :silly:

:loveya: Oeditpus Rex!

[Oeditpus Rex]

28. Okay, then

I guess you aren't a foul temptress after all.

:loveya:

[Cabcere]

29. Awww, thanks!

:blush: :loveya: You're too kind. :P

:hi:

[Va Lefty]

14. "American Idol" causes 61% increase in bed wetting among 12-17yr olds

[Initech]

16. And it's also the cause of pant crapping among 100% of 2nd and 3rd round contestants

When they find out they lose.

[huskerlaw]

18. The 18% of Americans who still support Bush

are actually a creation of the Brain, from the Warner Bros. cartoon Pinky & the Brain. And the last 7 years have been yet another of his failed attempts to take over the world.

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

19. 72% of Fox News viewers support senators who offer to blow strangers in bathrooms.

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

20. oh, you said "false." my bad.

[Cabcere]

21. Well, to be fair...

...in actuality I'd wager that percentage is much higher. :P

[LynneSin]

22. 100% of the posters at Free Republic are dumbasses

Wait - I think that one is true