Exultant Democracy
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Tue Jan-27-04 02:11 AM
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Poll question: Oscar vs. Hamm |
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If you had to vote today who would you pick?
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Tue Jan-27-04 02:12 AM
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would make mince-meat out of Hamm
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Tue Jan-27-04 02:14 AM
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Tue Jan-27-04 02:18 AM
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3. He has more fun, but Hamm is taller. |
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I hope people arn't voting on looks alone.
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Tue Jan-27-04 02:22 AM
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4. Hamm just does not have as strong a telekinesis record |
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He claims to have moved a small serving of potato salad during the First Gulf War, but there are no credible reports of loud engine noises in his attic.
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Tue Jan-27-04 03:04 AM
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8. The lack of a credible report doesn't mean that it didn't happen |
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the fact is we have no clue what or if Hamm is building anything in his attic. We can't even be sure he has an attic.
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Tue Jan-27-04 10:00 AM
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10. Exactly! But we know Oscar has an attic, and we know he has fur |
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Hamm has admitted publicly that he does not have fur.
Oscar has read "The Trial."
AND he is building something in his attic.
Seldom has the nation faced such a clear choice.
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Tue Jan-27-04 02:22 AM
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5. Oscar is long and lean… |
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Tue Jan-27-04 02:41 AM
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Cause he's a better housekeeper. :)
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Tue Jan-27-04 02:49 AM
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7. Oscar/Cookie Monster '04!! |
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Oh, I love trash! Anything dirty or dingy or dusty Anything ragged or rotten or rusty Yes, I love trash
I have here a sneaker that's tattered and worn It's all full of holes and the laces are torn A gift from my mother the day I was born I love it because it's trash
Oh, I love trash! Anything dirty or dingy or dusty Anything ragged or rotten or rusty Yes, I love trash
I have here some newspaper thirteen months old I wrapped fish inside it; it's smelly and cold But I wouldn't trade it for a big pot o' gold! I love it because it's trash
Oh, I love trash! Anything dirty or dingy or dusty Anything ragged or rotten or rusty Yes, I love trash
I've a clock that won't work And an old telephone A broken umbrella, a rusty trombone And I am delighted to call them my own! I love them because they're trash
Oh, I love trash! Anything dirty or dingy or dusty Anything ragged or rotten or rusty Yes, I love, I love, I love trash!
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Tue Jan-27-04 07:39 AM
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9. Hamm voted for the IWR! The Patriot Act! Bastard! |
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Hamm voted for the Iraqi War Resolution and BOTH Patriot Acts!
He's a Republican in Democrat's clothing!
That's a deal breaker!
He'll have to earn my vote!
My vote is non-transferable!
54-40 or Fight!
Tippecanoe and Tyler, Too!
Nixon's The One!
Trix are for Kids!
--bkl
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