BurtWorm
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Tue Aug-28-07 05:23 PM
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Outrageously contrarian assertion |
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Friedmanesque plea to be heard out. Semi-reasonable argument with two or three logical fallacies hidden deep inside.
Rhetorical arms-akimbo stance, daring anyone to disagree. (Secret glee over impending sky-rocketing post count.)
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Tue Aug-28-07 05:24 PM
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1. Inquiry as to why you are posting this on a political website. |
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Ride and dismissive smilie indicating I have no interest in hearing your response to the above question.
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Shine
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Tue Aug-28-07 05:29 PM
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2. Scathing flame of previously stated outrageous contrarian assertion.... |
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couched in heavy sarcasm....followed by a popcorn smilie. :popcorn:
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Tue Aug-28-07 05:30 PM
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3. Oblique suggestion that you are someone who shouldn't be on this site. |
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Coy wise-crackery in-joke rib-nudges to other DUers who are hip to such things.
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Tue Aug-28-07 05:31 PM
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4. Short, inflammatory statement to increase my post count |
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Edited on Tue Aug-28-07 05:31 PM by flvegan
so as to NOT look like a mole/Freeper
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Shine
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Tue Aug-28-07 05:32 PM
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Tue Aug-28-07 05:37 PM
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6. Pointing out that the Nazis thought the same |
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as the opinion expressed in the OP.
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Tue Aug-28-07 05:39 PM
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followed by numerous eye-roll smilies.
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Tue Aug-28-07 05:39 PM
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8. Smug and confident pleonasmic reductio ad absurdum with tell-tale aposiopesis |
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on a point not contained in the initial assertion, delivered with spit-inducing ALL CAPS bomphiologia.
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BurtWorm
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Tue Aug-28-07 09:21 PM
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11. Request for payment for keyboard which is now covered with spit coffee. |
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Insertion of smiley rolling on the floor laughing its ass off.
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Wed Aug-29-07 07:29 AM
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17. Mildly harmful and ad hominem assertion about the low level of breeding |
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of people who spit on their keyboards and totally arrogant suggestion that it probably wasn't real coffee, based solely on my particularly narrow and elitist definition that requires "real" coffee to be made to exacting and precise specifications, and that it's only through a thoroughly humble and heartfelt sense of noblesse oblige that I am here to help you.
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Wed Aug-29-07 08:21 AM
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19. Slow realization that the assertion hits too close to home. |
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Hours spent locked in room with head under blanket, moistened by bitter tears.
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Tue Aug-28-07 05:42 PM
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9. Defiant bellicose defense of outrageously contrarian assertion. |
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Tue Aug-28-07 06:13 PM
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10. Notice that mods have been alerted, and |
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Edited on Tue Aug-28-07 06:15 PM by Rob H.
sarcastic offer of congratulations on being added to my ignore list.
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Tue Aug-28-07 09:24 PM
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Tue Aug-28-07 09:24 PM
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13. Elitist suggestion to chill out and grow up |
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Tue Aug-28-07 09:47 PM
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14. Your concern is noted |
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Wed Aug-29-07 06:23 AM
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Wed Aug-29-07 07:17 AM
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16. Suggestion of ridiculous "straw man" argument... |
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And assertions that show I have no idea of what a straw man actually IS.
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Wed Aug-29-07 07:59 AM
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18. Seemingly damaging fact that upon further reflection... |
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Edited on Wed Aug-29-07 08:00 AM by Deep13
...is revealed to be so tangential that it has nothing to do with what you are talking about.
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Wed Aug-29-07 11:04 AM
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20. Oblique invitation to place your cranium in your posterior. |
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Wed Aug-29-07 08:37 PM
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21. Indignant, yet late to the party angry comment! |
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Comparison to an unfavorable historical or political figure, followed by a bad straw man argument!
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