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Wonk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-27-04 02:42 AM
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Anyone have a cat that doesn't vomit enough?
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ConcernedCanuk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-27-04 03:18 AM
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1. I know, I know - I saw that earlier, and have the solution
Edited on Tue Jan-27-04 03:18 AM by ConcernedCanuk
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CALL IN THE KITTY SWAT TEAM !!!





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SheilaT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-27-04 08:07 AM
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2. Anyone who has a cat that doesn't barf enough
is welcome to take in our Kitty 'Scarf and Barf' for a week or so.
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put out Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-27-04 08:27 AM
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3. Twice a day is not enough here.
Please, give us more steaming puke, Happy. Much more, and then eat some more and TOSS THEM COOKIES. Do it on the wool rug if possible. Do it where I take my daily morning path. I just love it.
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jonoboy Donating Member (759 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-27-04 08:29 AM
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4. oh you mean everyone's cat barfs ?????
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-27-04 08:30 AM
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5. if a cat can't projectile vomite at LEAST 15 feet.....
preferable off a counter, it has NO place in My home
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Corgigal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-27-04 08:33 AM
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6. What about the hairball cough?
Where you just stand by with a paper towel but no projectiles come flying out. Does this count?
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jimbo fett Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-27-04 08:49 AM
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7. Do "fecal explosions" count?
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put out Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-27-04 09:13 AM
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8. Hey, she got in her two pukes before 0800.
What an overachiever. Right on the cable box, down the back of the television, and all over the messy tangle of cords that connects everything.

She's really pretty, has all her shots. Any takers? Woo-Hoo, nasty disposition thrown in for free!
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jonoboy Donating Member (759 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-27-04 09:31 AM
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9. why would I want yours when I have 2 just like that ?
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Lostmessage Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-28-04 03:58 AM
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10. Cat's took an oath
Edited on Wed Jan-28-04 04:07 AM by Lostmessage
Vomiting will only be done on carpets and only when they have eaten something that has a red or orange tinge to it. Its under Cat's honor and it's in their rule book.
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