What's the most bad-ass shit you did today?

[LostInAnomie]

I drank two soft drinks at lunch. :cry:

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. Talked our IT guy into getting me a new hard drive.

[wildhorses]

2. scheduled a job interview --

that is some bad-ass shit...wo0t!!

[GOPisEvil]

3. I wore shorts and flip-flops to work today...

...WITH permission.

[Madrone]

4. Went into work 3 hours and 20 minutes late.

I was TIRED. Too busy up all night taking pics of the eclipse! Sometimes you just gotta prioritize! ;)

[GOPisEvil]

5. Slacker!!!

:P

[Madrone]

11. Yep!

Bet YOU wish you could send an email in the morning stating you'd be in when you felt like it, then go back to bed with NO REPERCUSSIONS WHATSOEVER. Hahahahahahaaaa! :P

And I could wear shorts and flipflops EVERY day if I wanted! :P :P

[GOPisEvil]

12. Why must you mock me?

:cry::cry:

By the way, I think I want to move up there. You guys don't have crazy motherfuckers who kill multiple people on a cross-country crime spree. Pick a story: http://www.statesman.com/

[Madrone]

20. Nope.

We just have dudes that kill themselves with horse-fuckery. :crazy:
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2002382718_horse15m.html

'Course, that's not like the same TOWN I'm in or anything....;)

[GOPisEvil]

21. Yeah, that's in a whole other county.

And well, Jonestown isn't TECHNICALLY Austin, but it is in the same county.

Think of the story THAT guy is telling in the afterlife.

[Madrone]

23. LOL -- no kidding!

Alright - enough horsing around (bwahahahahahaaaaaa!) ... I gotta get mobile. Too many things need doing around here. Talk later, loser! :*

[GOPisEvil]

24. call ya in a while, slacker!

:*

[MiniMandaRuth]

48. OH my god...

The topic of our school for many moons.

[angrycarpenter]

6. crawled in an attic

in 100 degree heat 100%humidity and removed all of the insulation. Beat that.

[Generator]

7. I saw Mr. Bean's Holiday

That guy is funny. I laughed out loud.

[lost-in-nj]

8. Ate a mini candy bar

at the tanning salon

no shit


thats rad for me lately

pathetic huh???

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

lost

oh yeah
washed my whites with colors.....

my life rocks......

[SPKrazy]

9. i had a piece of some pie

that my dad made before he left here last week.

Mmmmm.....

dayum it was good

chocolate and peanut butter...

:9

[Shine]

10. I was awake, watching the total lunar eclipse at 3am this morning

I woke up the hubby and kids and we were all amazed at nature's show. It was pretty spectacular, out here on the west coast. Gorgeous!!

:hi:

[idgiehkt]

13. sat up til 5:30 watching the eclipse

old folks have to live dangerously every now and then.

[fudge stripe cookays]

14. Practically died in the heat.

Note to everyone who may not know: Gardening in 100 degrees when you have multiple sclerosis SUCKS worse than most sucking things! Everything in my body wants to short out and doesn't want to work as well. I get more cranky than usual, cry often because I'm frustrated, and because of my "MS eyes" (constant blurred vision), I have to wear glasses all the time now. I need freaking windshield wipers because the sweat pours off of me.

We are trying to ready our house for sale, and my beautiful garden had turned into a jungle the last 2 years since I was diagnosed. Something had to be done. If I don't do it, it won't get done, however, so I have been planting herbs and pots and anything else I can to pretty up the place.

Holy FUCK am I exhausted. :(

[lost-in-nj]

27. I understand

wanting to garden....
its well..... if you don't garden and grow things you don't know
how it feels to get your hands dirty

but hon....
:hug: :hug:
take care of yourself

the weeds will be there tomorrow.......

lost

[fudge stripe cookays]

31. I only have one day left!

Then, I'm moving to WISCONSIN!

I decided....if I'm going to have to stay inside for 6-9 months of the year, I'd like for it to be the CRAPPY half.

Besides, it'll be easier to finish my genealogy book in the land of the Smiths AND I can vote for Feingold!

I'm very excited. My new job starts on the 10th!

[Reverend_Smitty]

15. I made frozen alcoholic beverages...in a blender

:wow:

[KitchenWitch]

16. I fabric glued appliques to my daughter's backpack and lunch box.

I need a life.

[EFerrari]

17. Finished applying to grad school.

And there were no holds on my transcripts. :woohoo:

[lost-in-nj]

29. GOOD LUCK!!!

Wow
two of my friends are going...
I know someone who has been there

lost

[EFerrari]

30. I reallllllly want this one. lol

Thanks for the wishes!

[stuntcat]

18. fed a roach to my Spidey

We have big spiders in the basement and I trapped one of them instead of killing it. It has a little thing of water now and I've fed it those little brown roach bugs, I gave it one while ago :headbang:
Which was kinda bad-ass but I also drank a tasty Sprite which was just bad of me.

[NoodleBoy]

19. I skipped a class.

yeah, it was actually kind of dumb of me.

[LynneSin]

22. Called my apartment manager a bee-yotch

not to her face - I think she could take me out if she wanted to

:scared:

[TheFriendlyAnarchist]

25. Snorted Altoids.

A friend dared me to.

[mitchum]

26. Watched YouTube on the taxpayers' dime

[Skittles]

28. left work at 0700 after 13 hours

and was back at work at 1630 :(

[Norwood]

32. Fell asleep for about 10 minutes....at work

Probably not a good idea huh? I'll probably do it again tomorrow too

[Cabcere]

33. I got hit on by a freshman.

:shrug: Hey, any day I get hit on by anybody is a good day for my ego. :P

[XemaSab]

34. Called around California looking for someone to take a bird

:P

[Roon]

35. Took my 86-year-old Grandfather grocery shopping

Believe me,that requires some bad-ass patience.

[Bjornsdotter]

41. That is so sweet

...you done good!

:toast:

[Roon]

49. Thanks

We grocery shop once a week.

[ulysses]

36. got my new student with autism to trust me a little more.

Then I lost record amounts of body fluids driving to GA State and home in my un-air-conditioned truck.

[Mojambo]

37. I got a haircut. The stylist was hot.

I much prefer when I get a stylist that I don't find attractive.

It's nerve racking. You know, cause during the wash they lean right into you. I'm whistling and counting ceiling tiles and stuff.

And then you gotta make conversation and all that. It's brutal. It's like a date.

[LostInAnomie]

42. Been there.

To avoid the situation I now go to a 300 lb. barber. Sure there are still tits in my face, but at least now there's no awkward erection.

[Bjornsdotter]

38. I picked up all of the dog shit

...from my neighbor's dog and threw it back into her yard. :grr:


It was a good day....

[mike_c]

39. I killed a bunch of insects....

I hunted them down, then forced them into the mayonnaise jar of death where they were gassed by toxic fumes. Bwahahaha....

[bamacrat]

40. I signed my tax forms and compensation agreement at my first full-time job.

And I did what I did.

[flvegan]

43. Drove to the airport and back...at night...lived to tell about it.

[jobycom]

44. Started a thread in GD, and hung around to take the heat.

Fear me!

[Fire Walk With Me]

45. Continued to face the disturbing truth without wanting to run away.

[gmoney]

46. shot naked pictures of a pregnant woman on a downtown loading dock

but I can't show you those here... here's one from the studio that's only about PG-13.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

47. I drank a soda with my pizza

I'm trying to stay away from that crap.

[unsavedtrash]

50. taught a college freshman how to use the library.

:banghead:

[The Straight Story]

51. Put in an A/C for the wife, cut the plexiglass, made dinner, picked up daughter from school

Oh - and posted in GD!

[ContraBass Black]

52. I went bicycling at night in a driving thunderstorm

To help a friend in need.

[Orsino]

53. Redesigned the Internets.

Well, change the way traffic is routed across much of South America, anyway. My job usually involves individual customers, but sometimes that entails tweaking the Big Picture.

[seemunkee]

54. Made gumbo

Chicken and Andouile.
Bought some fresh File last week and there was okra and the farmers market on Saturday.