Twenty-five E-mail Subject Headings You Don't Want to Use in your Office

[La_Serpiente]

Twenty-five E-mail Subject Headings You Don't Want to Use in your Office this Year

1) Subject: Open Letter to a Certain Married VP of Marketing Whom I Caught with Someone Other Than His Wife at the Christmas Party.

2) Subject: Documents I'd Like You to Shred ASAP.

3) Subject: Does anyone know about FedExing cocaine?

4) Subject: There's a rainbow outside!!!

5) Subject: Hey, guys - ever thought about unionizing?

6) Subject: Check it out: Naked pictures of my mother!

7) Subject: Anyone know about hemorrhoid lancing?

8) Subject: Sometimes I feel like I'm at the bottom of a black hole and I'll never get out.

9) Subject: Job interview today - wish me luck!

10)Subject: I mean, WHAT was Kelly Ripa wearing this morning?!

11)Subject: Lost Prince Albert (sentimental value - pls. read)

12)Subject: Why we Shouldn't Hire Minorities!

13)Subject: The new mission statement? Zzzzzzzzzzzzz

14)Subject: Who's stoned right now? I am!

15)Subject: What the hell is this red thing on the tip of my phallus? (see attached)

16)Subject: The easiest chicks in the office - your vote counts!

17)Subject: Bicurious in Acct'ing seeks same

18)Subject: FY, you were my dinner last night (doing expenses)

19)Subject: Why our boss is the world's biggest asshole.

20)Subject: Reminder! NAMBLA mixer Friday at my house! ;-)

21)Subject: Two great seats for tonight's Riverdance. First come, first served!

22)Subject: Missing: My lithium pills.

23)Subject: Al Qaeda training material (per your request)

24)Subject: Anyone seen my shotgun?

25)Subject: Hey, you think the boss reads our e-mail?

Courtesy of the January Issue of GQ magazine (pg. 128)

[JohnKleeb]

1. hehe thats great

[BiggJawn]

2. Oh! My! Not "Riverdance" tickets!

:7

[gator_in_Ontario]

3. 26) "can't miss" post on DU!!

[La_Serpiente]

4. kick

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