Gentlemen, how wide is your "stance?"

[Orrex]

I had no idea that accidental foot-encroachment was such a danger for those wide-stancers among us! Me, I prefer an approximate shoulders' width when I take care of business.

[The Straight Story]

1. I throw my feet up on my shoulders for maximum pushing power

:rofl:

[sasquatch]

2. LOL!!

:rofl:
You need to eat more fiber my friend.

[Orrex]

3. Huzzah! I'll bet you have a full dance card, then.

I salute you!

[Skittles]

4. wouldn't your f***ing PANTS preclude long distance?

I'm just ASKING

[DarkTirade]

5. Most of my stances are longer than they are wide

Except for maybe horse stance or side stance.

Then again, I've only gotten to orange belt, so I don't know that many stances. :)

[DarkTirade]

6. Oh wait, you mean stances when we're... oh. Nevermind.

[Orrex]

7. Hey, if you pee in your gi, it's okay with me, see?

I always got some mad rhymes for da house.

[DarkTirade]

9. If I pee in my gi I can no longer pass it off as color melt from my belt

since I am no longer a yellow belt.

[graywarrior]

8. I can piss standing up but I need a wide stance