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Wed Aug-29-07 12:04 AM
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| Hints you never heard from Heloise dept |
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If you eat a lot of garlic, you won't see any vampires. Really. Eating as few as five or six garlic heads daily works. It wards off just about everything except mosquitoes.
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Wed Aug-29-07 12:05 AM
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| 1. Not only will that much garlic keep vampires away |
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it will keep everyone away
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| struggle4progress
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Wed Aug-29-07 12:10 AM
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| 2. Well, that can be handy when the social calendar gets too hectic |
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Wed Aug-29-07 12:20 AM
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| 3. If ones social calendar gets too hectic |
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Edited on Wed Aug-29-07 12:21 AM by ruiner4u
***in best Garrison Keillor voice***
then a good case of gonorrhea is in order...
Yes, gonorrhea : Keeping G*ds judgment in your pants since 1929... Gonorrhea, better then duct tape
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Wed Aug-29-07 12:37 AM
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| 4. Well, except maybe garlic vendors n/t |
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Wed Aug-29-07 02:33 AM
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| 5. Make sure you're checked in at the hotel and your car is valeted before... |
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...getting into the eight ball, ether, and adrenochrome.
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