George Bush vs a box of Tic-Tacs

[lazarus]

This is hilarious. Go read.

http://maddox.xmission.com/tictacs.html

[displacedtexan]

1. Who are the 30% who voted against the tic-tac?

?

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

2. I loved this sentence:

"It seems that I offended a few people with my page on Bush. So I've decided to do what I always do when I offend people: I offend them more. Enjoy."
:evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin:

[lazarus]

3. Heh

He's a delightfully offensive person. Here's another diatribe he did against Bush:

http://maddox.xmission.com/limits_to_freedom.html

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

8. Even better sentence:

"When I say this game is hard, I mean hard like nipples-on-a-blind-lesbian-in-a-fish-market hard."

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

10. And another gem:

"If you can't bite into your sandwich because it's so huge, then you know you've made it right."

[Wonco_the_Sane]

4. mmmmmmm Tic-Tacs

Orange and white Tic-Tacs are best, I don't care for the green ones myself but voted for them for ABB reasons. :) :) :)

[DarkSim]

5. MADDOX IS GOD!

I love his website and i have read every single thing he has every put up.

HE IS A BRILLIAN PERSON!

[lazarus]

6. heh heh

I disagree with a huge amount of what he says, but he says it in such hilarious fashion, and he's so evenhanded in his disgust at the world, that I gotta respect it.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

7. It's a shame...

...the Inanimate Carbon Rod has dropped out of the race. Ah well, ABB.

[ScreamingMeemie]

9. Thanks, lazarus! That was hysterical.

A lot of votes too. America has spoken!!!

[CatWoman]

11. LOL

Great find, Laz!!

:thumbsup:

[citizen snips]

12. Tic-tacs is winning.

Bush-30%

Tic-Tacs-70%.:bounce: