So where is the American Heartland, and what body part do you live in?

[jobycom]

I can guess what Florida is...

[two gun sid]

1. I live in Michigan: Lower Colon

Home of Ted Nugent

[jobycom]

2. Seems upside down. Isn't Michigan way up yonder? And isn't the colon way down yonder?

[two gun sid]

5. Ya'd think so...

but,stop on by sometime and I'll show you the marker where the Republican Party was formed "Under the Oaks" in Jackson. Then it's just a 10 minute drive out the Nugent homestead outside Concord. Blue state and I live in a red district.

[RebelOne]

3. I live in the Bible Belt, so I guess you could call it the Southern midsection. n/t

[MissMillie]

4. I guess here in MA, we're one of the ears

:shrug:

[billyskank]

6. I live in its pet poodle.

[jobycom]

8. LOL!

[Burma Jones]

7. I live right outside its currently decrepit brain.......

[CottonBear]

9. Well, I live in Georgia. I suppose we are in the upper intestinal tract.

:(

[InternalDialogue]

10. I live right up snug against its boobs.

The bottom of them, I guess, if Michigan is indeed the colon.

[catmandu57]

11. Either the right atrium or lung

nwmo lies somewhere in the heartland.

[Arugula Latte]

12. Oregon: We're the left nipple.

That's our state motto, BTW.

[IntravenousDemilo]

13. I live in your hat. n/m

[EstimatedProphet]

14. I think Indiana is the common bile duct

[ironflange]

15. I'm in Canada

America's Toque!

[jobycom]

16. You know how when you first read something you think it says something else?

America's Toupee, is what I saw. I'll have to think that one through, but it almost might possibly sound profound-ish.

[Joe Fields]

17. Dinosaur, Colorado is the armpit of America

[cynatnite]

18. Tennessee...the small penis state n/t

[sasquatch]

19. Ohio, the clotted arteries of America

:D

[Skittles]

20. Texas, definitely the asshole

yes INDEED