Throw out some quips and witticisms; post haste!

[eyepaddle]

Please! My sense of ennui is becoming stifling....

[HERVEPA]

1. When we help others...

When we help others, we are really helping ourselves.
So unless you're selfish, don't help others.

[eyepaddle]

3. Nice!

Thnaks.

Anybody else..... :taps foot:

























;)

[HERVEPA]

2. Dup. Sorry.

[Book Lover]

4. Always forgive your enemies

- nothing annoys them so much.

[eyepaddle]

Excellent work

keep 'em comin' lounge! :)

[ohiosmith]

5. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

[eyepaddle]

8. Along those llines, where does

fire go when it goes out?

I've always thought "to the bar!" but maybe I'm wrong.

[Book Lover]

6. As long as war is regarded as wicked,

it will always have its fascination. When it is looked upon as vulgar, it will cease to be popular.


(thanks for this thread, I am having a blast!)

[Book Lover]

7. Do you really think it is weakness

that yields to temptation? I tell you that there are terrible temptations which it requires strength, strength and courage to yield to.

(Oscar Wilde was the best!)

[Parche]

9. Qwip

You don't want the truth. Because deep
down, in places you don't talk about at
parties, you want me on that wall. You want
me there
(boasting)
We use words like honor, code,
loyalty...we use these words as the
backbone to a life spent defending
something. You use 'em as a punchline.
(beat)
I have neither the time nor the
inclination to explain myself to a man who
rises and sleeps under the blanket of the
very freedom I provide, then questions the
manner in which I provide it. I'd prefer
you just said thank you and went on your
way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a
weapon and stand a post. Either way, I
don't give a damn what you think you're :hi:
entitled to.

[Book Lover]

10. The world is a stage,

but the play is badly cast.

[HERVEPA]

11. "Work is the Curse of the Drinking Class"

- Oscar Wilde

[madinmaryland]

12. Why do we drive on a parkway, and park on a driveway?

:shrug:

[dannofoot]

13. "Your Majesty is like a dose of clap...

...before you arrive is pleasure, but after is a pain in the dong."

It was one of Wilde's!

[eyepaddle]

14. That's it, I can take it no longer! It's a beautiful day here in MN

so I'm gonna bolt outta here and go paddling!

I'll check for more quips, witticisms and perhaps the occasional bon mot upon the morrow! :hi: (that's me waving goodbye!)

Ah, I do love paddling.... B-)