TED NUGENT SHOT DU!!!11

[Oeditpus Rex]

Bastid. x(

[MissMillie]

1. His aim isn't good enough

Seriously... is he any good at anything?

[lost-in-nj]

2. Did he break the internets??

I got scared....


lost

[Parche]

3. This Is Hugh

Did he really do that....series111111



:hi: :scared:

[lost-in-nj]

5. ...

:hi:

lost

[Parche]

7. ....

:hi:

found

[In_The_Wind]

4. So that's the problem!

After I unplugged everything (twice) I went for a walk down to the cement pond.

[Strawman]

6. Kinda like "The Day Ted Nuegnt Killed all the Animals"

The Day Ted Nuegnt Killed all the Animals by Wally Pleasant

The day Ted Nugent killed all the animals
The day Ted Nugent killed all the animals
He did it so he could bond with his male friends
He did so they could broadcast it on ESPN
And when the news hit the wire Green peace activist where crying in they’re hankies
They hadn’t heard anything so awful since the first record by Damn Yankees
It was the day Ted Nugent killed all the animals
The day Ted Nugent killed all the animals

Imagine that, the motor city mad man in your backyard stalking your cat; scratch fever.

And Bob Barker cried
And Ricki Lake tried to save them
Noah turned right around in his grave
And they were all dead
But he was still Ted

He did with his bow in hand
Sitting up North in the open air
He did it for the Michigan Militia
He did it for Fred Bear
It was the day Ted Nugent killed all the animals
The day Ted Nugent killed all the animals

Cause he had so much respect for wildlife
He started tipping over goldfish bowls and chasing Bambi’s mom with a knife
Which is the equivalent to having so much admiration for an art museum
That you burn all the paintings as soon as you see them
It was the day Ted Nugent killed all the animals
The day Ted Nugent killed all the animals

Raccoons get in the Garbage
(Kill ‘em)
Baby seals are too cute
(Kill ‘em)
Squirrels, yum
(Kill ‘em)
Orangutans, wang dang that Orangutan
(Kill ‘em)

He killed them all, big and small
So he could put their heads up on his wall
It was the day Ted Nugent killed all the animals

[Connonym]

8. Did he have poopy pants? Maybe it was his smell...

or does he only crap his pants when he needs to get out of getting drafted?