I told SophieMN she'd better decide now if she wants to be smart or pretty,

[LaraMN]

since I hear that she can't be both.

(No, I didn't.)

So do I start whispering "a minute on the lips, forever on the hips," every time she walks past the refrigerator, or do I lock her in the storage room with a glass of water and a six-foot high pile of "quality" literature and scientific journals?

Decisions, decisions...



:P

[SOteric]

1. Be suspicious

the next time she says "You look pretty, Mommy."

[LaraMN]

3. If I hear it while we're (once again) searching the parking lot

for the place that I parked the car, I'll know what it means!

[Parche]

5. MN

If she is anything like you...she will be fine!!

She will probably get a date before redqueen does.............:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl::hi:

[LaraMN]

6. She's already so much cooler than I am.

I have no worries...

:thumbsup:

[redqueen]

2. ...

:thumbsup:

:hi:

[LaraMN]

4. I'm doing some deep soul-searching.

Either I'm dumber or uglier than I thought I was. I'm not sure which. Maybe that's a nod in the direction of "dumber."

[redqueen]

7. Perhaps...

As for me, I know I'm ugly! No little creature of the forest, I.

[Midlodemocrat]

8. She certainly can't be both on this website.

Pretty girls are stupid. Lather, rinse, repeat.