The 5 Most Guilty, Most Delectible Pleasures

[Taverner]

1 - Slyders from WhiteCastle. These things have no nutritional value, feel like grease - and are OH SO FUCKING GOOD. This is coming from a Californian who has 5 minute access to In-N-Out. I love that place, but OMFG a slyder and those criss-cut fries are just orgasm in food form.

2 - Oreos. I could eat these all day, compulsively. In fact, I would marry an Oreo if I could.

3 - Downing a 6-pack and a XL Combo Pizza. This is above sex - this is so good you swim in the seratonin that day. The more things they throw into the combo the better. And the hoppier beer (IPA) the better.

4 - Central Air in the Summertime. Nuff said.

5 - SF Sourdough with Clover Butter smeared all over it. Fuck, I can't even describe how good this is. It makes me proud to be a Bay Area-ite. It makes me proud to have lived in SF. Fuck, it makes me proud to be a man who can salute to this properly!

[MrScorpio]

1. Mine

1. A back rub with hot oil and saliva (Applied orally of course)



2. Driving on the German Autobahn at ridiculous rates of speed in my own goddamned Mercedes Benz



3. My enemies lying dead at my feet



4. The Entire City of Amsterdam



5. Fig Newtons

[Taverner]

2. I would have to agree with you on most...

Except for the enemies part...

Unless we're talking Katherine Harris and Dobson :D

[MrScorpio]

3. That's the only one I've never experienced

A boy can dream

[Taverner]

5. Ahhhh....well if we ever get pushed to civil war

RationalLand vs FundieLand...

I can always learn to shoot a sniper rifle...

[Rodanthe]

10. I really, really

can't believe I didn't have "back rub" on my list. I am ashamed. *bows head*

[fizzgig]

23. oh hells yeah on amsterdam

i gotta get back there at some point

[lost-in-nj]

54. Fig Newtons are

the ultimate....

but they give me heartburn

:cry: :cry:

lost

back rubs

yeah

[The Straight Story]

4. Ahhh - white castles and in-n-out, I moved from midwest to here, freezer section has WC's

So I get the best of both worlds :)

2. Oreos - eh, have to be in the mood for them and nutter butters :)

3. 6 pack? Ya lightweight :) a 12 pack+ and some pizza/wings.

4. Living in the desert this year with no A/C - though I did buy a window AC unit yesterday, 102 here today.

5. Sourdough bread is a fav of the wife, with irish butter on it. MMMMMMM

Now I am all hungry, and we just ordered from Taco Pronto - they deliver :)

[cynatnite]

6. Here's mine...

1)Eating in bed
2)Oreos (luv them, too)
3)Watching Sci-Fi all day long
4)Taking a long winding drive through the mountains with the windows down and listening to Van Morrison on the radio.
5)Walking on the wharf (when it's chilly)while eating clam chowder out of a cup. Nothing like it. Almost as good as sex. Damn, I miss doing that.

[sanguinivorous]

7. "Guilty" pleasures?

:wtf:

[FloridaJudy]

8. My five favs

1. Lying on the sofa sipping an ice-cold diet root beer and reading a trashy novel: my latest is a Robin Cook.
2. Krystal's chili cheese fries.
3. A complete pedicure/foot massage.
4. Another vote for AC.
5. Caponata. Cold. On toasted onion pita.

[Rodanthe]

9. In no particular order:

1. coming home to find my husband has cleaned the house (and is nekkid *blush* - he ASKED)

2. Chubby Hubby Ice Cream

3. skipping work to go to the beach with my kids

4. sitting in front of the television for two weeks straight watching the Olympic games

5. lasagna with garlic bread

[Blue-Jay]

11. Fresh pesto.

[Rodanthe]

12. WTF is that?

Numbers 1 through 5 AND a substitute for sex? IZYANUTZ?

[Blue-Jay]

14. Aren't you precious...

[Rodanthe]

15. not really

I mean, I love pesto as much as the next person, but it's never going to be one through five on my list of top five guilty pleasures. Christ on a cracker, if nothing else, Melrose Place should still be number five if numbers one through four are going to be "pesto."

You really need to expand your horizons a bit. Maybe add Ben & Jerry's or Bat at of Hell or even a nice pic of Paris Hilton behind bars to the list, but to just have one thing on your list! I'm shocked AND awed.

[Blue-Jay]

16. I just wanna pinch your cheeks.

*pinch pinch*

[Rodanthe]

17. Which ones?

I admit that both are sorta firm and plump and sorta defy gravity, but I'm kinda wondering which ones you want to touch. And will you be adding "pinching Rodanthe's cheeks" to your list? If so, will "pinching Rodanthe's cheeks" be above or below "pesto?"

[Blue-Jay]

18. Gravity is only a theory, ya big silly.

[Rodanthe]

19. tell that to my butt cheeks.

Ya big silly. :)

P.S. Gotta walnut?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

34. whats wrong with you?

[Midlodemocrat]

65. Shit. This oughta be good.

:popcorn: anyone?

Hey, Blue_Jay! sic the squirrel on it.

[unsavedtrash]

13. Southern style guilty pleasures

1. Sweet tea

2. Waking up to the smell of fresh coffee and homemade biscuits

3. A boiler of crawfish poured on a picnic table and an igloo full of ice cold beer.

4. Peach cobbler straight from the oven.

5. A plate full of fried green tomatoes and not having to share them.

[yellowdogintexas]

22. more of those:

good corn bread
fried chicken
meat and three from the local plate lunch place
pie
more pie

[texas1928]

32. Chicken fried steak, with cream gravy.

Beans and corn bread.
Beef spare ribs that are so big they make the ones that flipped Fred's car over look like baby back ribs.
Ice cold Shiner Bock with anything.
Blackberry cobbler.
Bisquits and cream gravy.
brisquit, that has been cooked long and slow. Dry rub only.
Brautwurst on flour tortillas.
And I don't feel guilty about any of it.

[carly denise pt deux]

51. I had homemade chicken fry steak, mashed potatoes, cream gravy and biscuits for supper

man it was good!

[zabet]

33. Southern delicacies such as...

-an RC and a moonpie
-peanuts poured in a 10oz GLASS bottle of Mountain Dew
-fried chicken
-fried green tomatoes
-hand churned ice cream - any flavor

[EFerrari]

20. Blue Bell Vanilla Ice Cream in the little sample cup at the creamery.

Pasquali's pizza -- any of them -- out of the box even if you get grease all over your jeans. :)

Anything at the Mondavi tasting room except that sweet cr@P.

Belgian chocolate with or without Mozart's face on the wrapper.

Cuban music.

[begin_within]

21. Mine...

[amitten]

24. My no-sex-included list:

1. Sleeping in...REALLY late, and waking up and rolling and squishing around on all my down pillows, and then falling asleep again and then waking up again...repeat about 10x

2. Easy Cheese (cheddar only) on pretzels. Try it. You won't be sorry.

3. A hot fudge sundae with everything possible thrown on top...including marshmallow goo

4. Eggs Benedict with a really thick, tart hollandaise

5. Caviar

[Starbucks Anarchist]

25. ...

:hide:

[Taverner]

31. Awww I wouldn't be guilty about my Raechel Ray lovin!

She is hotness personified.

Smart, plucky and curvy. Yummo!

[Starbucks Anarchist]

40. Damn skippy!

:P

[crispini]

26. Ok I'll go....

1. Williams' Chicken. Down-home absolutely fantastic crunchy fried goooooodness.

2. Americone Dream. OMG is that some good stuff.

3. A long, LONG, long hot bath, preferably in a jacuzzi tub.

4. A massage. WITH a head massage. AND a foot massage. Aaaaaaaaaah.

5. Sushi. Not just any sushi. A proper night out at a wonderful delectable head to toe excellent traditional sushi bar. With sake. Oh yeah!

[swag]

27. Spelling corrections.

[yewberry]

28. Pleasures from planet V

1. The feel of clean sheets after a salt scrub (preferably shared). Ahhh, clean sheets!

2. Cold peaches (or nectarines or rainier cherries) on a hot day.

3. Sharing a cool glass of water "afterward" in the dark.

4. Homemade guacamole or baba ghanouj and the appreciation that comes from them.

5. Coconut cream with raspberries/blueberries...mmmmmmm.

bonus 6: sharing a nice barolo/barbaresco/supertuscan/whatever with dinner.

bonus 7: waking up to the smell of fresh coffee.



Holy cow, I am so lucky.

[DarkTirade]

29. I'll do my countdown backwards from 5 to 1, least to most. :)

5. Reeses Peanut Butter Cups. (The only sugary candyish thing that can also fill you up nicely. :) )

4. Sex. (No need to explain)

3. Good sex. (Can be either of the kinky or intimate variety... either one makes for good sex.)

2. Music and literature. (If my mind ain't occupied I tend to go a little crazy. Okay, I'm already a little crazy. If my mind ain't occupied, I tend to go a LOT crazy.)

1. Back scratchies. (Cannot live without)

[Callalily]

30. In no particular order . . .

1. Being served breakfast in bed followed by physical activity(s)

2. Sushi

3. Massage (full body?!?!? etc.)

4. Beer and buttered (real butter) popcorn

5. Reading on the beach

[Patiod]

44. #5 is better if your chair is actually in the water

so that your feet stay cool.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

35. I'm with you on the slyders

indeed

[SoxFan]

36. Mmm

Fried clams with onion rings

Fried dough

McDonald's french fries

Those dip-cone things at Dairy Queen

Um, and StarbuckAnarchist is on to something, me thinks!

[Taverner]

37. Aye I would have to agree with ya on the Starbucks Anarchist thingy

But I have no shame in lovin RR!

[ceile]

38. My five

1. Chicken fried steak and cream gravy
2. anything covered in cream gravy
3. nice bottle of shiraz (no sharing)
4. fried sausage (if I ever get back to Ireland-look out!)
5. cigarettes


Now, I'm craving fried sausage and curry sauce....:cry:

[lost-in-nj]

39. Ok

1) Dove dark chocolate mini Ice cream bars


2) Cristal champagne


3) White Castle


4) a wonderful Italian bread with butter on it, dipped in hot spaghetti sauce and the butter melts


5) White Chocolate Mocha from Starbucks or a Mochalatta from Cinnabon

lost

[seemunkee]

41. I'll play

1. A root beer float on a hot summer day. Creamy goodness
2. Steamed mussels, french fries. The fries need to be made right by double cooking them.
3. A good ale - I don't care what style IPA, porter, stout, barleywine or Belgian as long as its got some taste to it. Even better when combined with the mussels and fries
4. A cup of chai, chocolate croissant the morning paper and the time to enjoy it all.
5. Jumping into a nice cool pool after a long hard bike ride

[Lyric]

42. Mine:

1. Having someone else wash my hair, either at a salon, or in a shared bath/shower. It's a heavenly feeling.

2. Cuddling on the couch, knowing that tomorrow is a day off for both of us, eating popcorn and Dove ice cream bars, and watching comedy movies. Utter contentment with the Universe.

3. Here's the scenario. It's been a 95 degree scorcher of a day with humidity in the 85% range. All of the sudden, it starts storming around 7:00 pm. The storm front brings in cool, sweet air that feels like heaven. I take a shower to wash off the sweat, and get out to find that the temperature in the house is cool and comfortable, the humidity has dropped nicely, the fan is blowing in the bedroom. I dry off, put on my most comfortable modal PJs, and climb in between cool, clean, fresh sheets. Then it starts raining hard outside again, and I fall asleep feeling more relaxed, soothed, and comfortable than I've been in months, listening to the rain on the roof. *dreamy sigh*

4. Sitting down to pet and play with a large litter of 6-week old kittens, and getting swarmed with furry faces meeping at me to "Pet me! Pet MEEEE! Not him! I was here first! I'll bite your tail!!!"

5. My homemade hot chocolate and peanut butter cup cookies on Christmas morning, with 10 inches of fresh snow outside making the exhausting Christmas "visits" impossible, so I have nothing to do but enjoy the laughter and joy of my kid and ThinkBlue1966 for the whole day.

[opiate69]

58. Oh, I'm SO there with you on your number 1

LOVE having my hair washed, brushed, played with, whatever..

[opiate69]

59. my 5

1. having my hair washed/brushed by someone else.

2. freshly cleaned shhets

3. plum flavored sheesha in my hookah

4. Indian food

5. Reeses Peanut Butter Cups

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

43. I'll play. In no particular order:

1) Sushi all-you-can-eat

2) Regular Coke. The Brazilian one is made with cane sugar, not high-fructose corn syrup.

3) Rum Raisins ice cream

4) Caracu - a Brazilian type of dark beer

5) Turrón de Jijona - a Spanish candy made of almonds and honey.

[Patiod]

45. Guilty pleasures have to have no redeeming value

So sushi and mushrooms (not the hallucinatory kind) are not on my list, even though they are favorite treats, because I can rationalize how healthy they are.

In no order:

1. French fries

2. Skinny dipping. Preferably in the ocean with a handsome lifeguard. I am *so* lucky I never ended up like that girl on the cover of the paperback version of "Jaws", because I certainly gave the little sharkies plenty of opportunities.

3. Sitting on the deck on a hot summer night with a glass of wine and a good murder mystery. This weekend I'm finishing a Harry Potter binge (never read past #2 until this month), then I've got a murder mystery ready.

4. A back rub that ends with getting my legs pulled - literally. I asked our S.O. if I we could buy a gravity boot rack for our house, and he said no. I guess as long as he's willing to keep pulling my legs, we can do without.

5. Spending a Fall day nude in a warm hot tub with a good book with no one around but the hot-tub-owner's cats.

I just realized two of my favorite things involve nudity AND water. I'm not even going to speculate about that.

[Missy Vixen]

47. Okay, sistahfriend, if you're in, so am I!

I am the only person on the planet who's never been skinny dipping. I may have to try it. (Let's just say there are some things humanity should not be subjected to...) Until then, here's my top five.

5. Our bed. We own a Heavenly Bed. We also own Lands' End six-ounce flannel sheets. The combination is sensual and amazing. There is nothing better than crawling into that bed at the end of a long and stressful day, or any day, for that matter.

4. Ben and Jerry's Dublin Mudslide.

3. A bubble bath with a great book in our soaking tub.

2. Daniel's Broiler's garlic mashed potatoes. They don't make them anymore, but I fondly remember them.

1. Our massage therapist is out of the country right now, but a massage from her is probably one of life's greatest treats.

Julie

[Patiod]

49. Oh, I've only ever gone skinny dipping after dark

and usually after a few beers. Sort of a Darwin Award double-header. But I haven't done it in 25 years, so with age comes SOME sense.

And if you think those Heavenly Beds are great, one of our clients made us stay at the Ritz recently (cheaper than the Marriott in that city) and THOSE beds were the bomb.

[Taverner]

I went skinny dipping in full sunlight

But then again, I have no shame in my body. Even now that my beer is catching up with me.

[begin_within]

56. This thread now requires pictures

[Missy Vixen]

52. Do tell!

>one of our clients made us stay at the Ritz recently (cheaper than the Marriott in that city) and THOSE beds were the bomb.<

Okay, so what's the deal with the Ritz-Carlton bed? Do they let people buy them? (Let's face it, we need a bed for the guest room...) How were the toiletries? So far, my favorite is Hyatt's -- I like the lavender-citrus stuff.

LOL,
Julie

[SoxFan]

48. Here's a challenge

2. Skinny dipping. Preferably in the ocean with a handsome lifeguard.

Try that in the semi-arctic waters of Rye, NH and Old orchard Beach, ME and see how much fun it is!

:P

[Patiod]

50. Nah - the Jersey shore got the Gulf Stream in August

still horribly dangerous, but just the right temp.....

[SoxFan]

55. Florida and Alabama

My brother in law lives in Florida (near St. Augustine), and I am always amazed at how much warmer the water is down there. Same thing goes for Gulf Shores, Alabama, a great place that I had never heard of until I moved to New Orleans for a few years in the '90s. Warm gulf water, good surf, just south of Mobile.

[av8rdave]

46. Here are mine

A hot tub with a cold beverage after a whole day of skiing.

Oreo cookie Klondike ice cream bars

Riding a twistie road on a fall day

A good, cold IPA

I know it's only 4, but those are the only ones I can mention

[carly denise pt deux]

53. here's mine, I am easy to please

1. a dozen homemade tamales, and I don't have to share
2. a ride along the california coastline in a convertible on a sunny day
3. an old antebellum home in the deep south, stocked with sweet tea and a porch swing
4. a #2 sonic burger and a route 64 cherry lime (we don't have sonic where I live)
5. watching tv while in a hottub

Carly

[lildreamer316]

57. MORE southern style:

Fresh, garden grown tomatoes; sliced generously and on a peice of bread with DUKE's mayo, and liberal salt and pepper. MMMMMm.
Fresh, garden grown watermelons; sliced lengthwise (I want a whole quarter!) lightly salted.
Sweet potato casserole with marshmellows on top
Stamey's/Lexington barbeque sandwitch with lots of cole slaw & A CHEERWINE.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

60. SALT on watermelon? EWWWWW!

:puke:

[CTyankee]

68. Some folks have been eating watermelon with salt for awhile down in Texas.

I never did, but some people always did. I can't figure it out either...

[TommyO]

69. Absolutely!

Salt is a flavor enhancer, and when used judiciously on a piece of watermelon the taste is incredible.

Over-salted definitely deserves a :puke: or two :puke: :puke:

[SteppingRazor]

61. Here's some.

1. Sex

2. Drugs

3. Rock 'n' roll

4. Sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll, all at the same time

5. Any combination there of.

[Saboburns]

62. 3 Vicodans + 6 pints of cold draft beer

1) 3 Vicodans + 6 pints of cold draft beer

2) An hour alone with Heather

3) Hour and a half of good hard weight training and a 2 mile run

4) A night alone with Cory

5) Marshall beating those WVU assholes in football



Oh.

And,

Tailgating.

[Mad_Dem_X]

63. Mine

1. Air conditioning - I worship whomever invented this.

2. Dark chocolate Godiva candies.

3. Jake Gyllenhaal.

4. Chocolate chip ice cream.

5. Soft bedsheets.

[NewWaveChick1981]

64. I've got some good ones...

:D

Baskin-Robbins Pralines & Cream Ice Cream = nectar of the gods...:9 :loveya:

Gotta agree about Oreos.... :9 :bounce: I can do a line of Oreos like nobody's business!

Agree sbout central air too...:)

I love White Castle, but what does it for me are cheese Krystals. :9 Very similar, and they're like manna from heaven for me. :bounce: :toast: Hey, what can I say? I'm a Southern girl, and we didn't have White Castles in Atlanta when I was growing up. We had Krystal. :D

Cool, clean sheets in the summer. :D

And a few other things that, mentioned here, would get your thread locked. :P :evilgrin: What can I say? Hedonism rules... :bounce: :evilgrin:

[pokerfan]

66. any chocolate lovers in this thread?

[dysfunctional press]

67. breyer's vanilla fudge twirl ice cream with REAL maple syrup generously applied over it...

a blue raspberry MR. MISTY (fuck 'arctic rush') freeze at dairy queen...

a slice of sausage pizza and a pork taco from gigio's in evanston

a 6ft. deep hot tub.

new pussy.