I have a Beaufort Scale Force 15 Migraine if anyone is interested.

[Tyler Durden]

I feel like someone peeled the left side of my head back (starting at the eye socket and nose), poured in salt with a mixture of baking soda and vinegar for a little added pressure, then closed it back up with a pneumatic staple gun. My left eye is tearing uncontrollably and I have a tic in the corner of it.

This is due to a Pakistani Engineer here on an H-1B visa who LOVES to show the superiority of his ancient culture and the moral deficiencies of ours by nit picking Product Submissions until they develop large pus-filled boils which he will then lance with a No.2 pencil.

There is NOTHING I can do to get around this guy. He is treating HUGE metal parts with huge tolerances like they were going on the space shuttle.

Rant, Rant, Rant my fucking head hurts.

[Tyler Durden]

1. Grump, grump, grump.

See if I commiserate with YOU on YOUR shitty headache filled day.

Sulking.

[MissMillie]

2. salt, baking soda and vinegar?

have you been watching "How Clean is Your House?"

[Tyler Durden]

3. That mixture would foam like crazy.

They used to use soda and vinegar with food coloring in those "volcanos" you used to make in 6th grade out of paper mache.

[Tyler Durden]

4. I however need no colorants.

It just drips blood drenched chunks of gray matter out my left ear as the evil dwarf clowns pick my brain apart with toothpicks.

[Tyler Durden]

5. Soon I must use the Enhanced Fujita Scale....

...as it will have gone that far on the pain scale.

People keep asking me what's wrong with my left eye: the eye on the same side with the migraine gets horribly bloodshot when the severity goes this far. It may set a record today.

[ThomCat]

6. Damn.

:(

I hate it when someone else's personality issues interfere with work. I'm sorrry.

I hope you get re-org'ed and moved away from him.

[Tyler Durden]

7. Not possible.

He's doing this from Peoria by email and phone. This little fiasco has been going on for about 10 days and I thought it was finally resolved. When I took this guy's call, it was like someone SHOT me in the left eye a la Moe Green except it never kills you; it just hurts like hell that fast.