OOOohh! Suck on my chocolate salty worms! Put em in your mouth and suck em! More fun from China

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http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30200-1282049,00.html?f=rss



Chinese Chocolate Has A Wriggly Surprise

Updated: 13:11, Thursday August 30, 2007
Chocolate munchers in South Korea were horrified to discover worms and moths crawling out of their favourite confectionery.
Customers made the gruesome discovery when unwrapping the Chinese-manufactured chocolates, which imitate a popular international chocolate brand.

The worms and moths were found crawling out of tiny holes in the chocolate when the consumers opened the foil wrappers.

The bugs had even managed to eat several chocolate balls.

Professor Ahn Young-chul, of Eulji University, said: "It seems to be seriously contaminated during the manufacturing process since the larvae of Plodia Interpun were found."

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1. What.. no Crunchy Frog?

PRALINE: Am I right in thinking there’s a real frog in here?

MILTON: Yes. A little one.

PRALINE: What sort of frog?

MILTON: A dead frog.

PRALINE: Is it cooked?

MILTON: No.

PRALINE: What, a raw frog?

(Superintendent Parrot looks increasingly queasy.)
MILTON: We use only the finest baby frogs, dew picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and then sealed in a succulent Swiss quintuple smooth treble cream milk chocolate envelope and lovingly frosted with glucose.