I'm Glenn Danzig. Ask me anything.

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

[DS1]

1. ever done two chicks at the same time?

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

4. Fuck yes.

We were all covered in wolves blood. You couldn't have handled it, little man.

[dolo amber]

2. Do you buy your terrible clothes at the Tiny and Bulky Men's shop?

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

6. Fuck no.

My clothes are made from pure wolves hair.

I browse at Hot Topic sometimes too.

[bicentennial_baby]

3. How do you feel about that YouTube video

of you getting your ass kicked? :D

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

7. He'll get his....

I feel confident I'll be avenged by the Dark Lord Beelzebub.

[redqueen]

27. ahahahahahahaha

i'd forgottena bout that. thanks :)

[asthmaticeog]

5. Do you have ANY idea how goddamn silly you are?

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

8. I'm not sure I understand the question.

[asthmaticeog]

11. I apologize. I'll rephrase for clarity.

If Dani Filth weren't Jewish, would you two goofball choadhammers have been twins?

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

Fuck no.

My man, I'm gonna hurt you if you don't watch your smart mouth. Did I mentioned I'm Glenn Motherfucking Danzig?!?!?

[asthmaticeog]

20. You did mention that.

Hey, can I ask you something else? You know that an aria is a solo vocal performance in an opera, right? So how come your albums "Black Aria" and "Black Aria II" are instrumental? I mean, are you really THAT much of a steroid pumped idiot? And you had 14 years inbetween those albums - plenty of time wherein I'm sure someone HAD to have pointed out the almost unbelievable error - and you STILL went ahead with the title "Black Aria II?" WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK, DUDE?

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

23. What are you a fucking professor?

Listen, Professor Asshead, I don't care if an Area is suppoosed to have singing on it. I made those albums because making dark and bad ass as hell rock and roll is what I do. You don't like it? Fine, don't buy it.

[asthmaticeog]

44. Whether I should buy it wasn't the question, though I thank you for your time.

[mitchum]

89. I'm waiting for Danzig to write "Requiem For A Dead Man"

[The Straight Story]

9. Why are you grabbing your own ass? And you need a haircut.

:)

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

12. Watch your mouth, missy.

Behind my back I hold a pouch crammed full of my fallen enemies' testicles (careful YouTube guy). You wanna add to my collection?

[The Straight Story]

14. You can't have my balls, my wife's already got em

:rofl:

[SteppingRazor]

10. Is it true that you're only about 4 feet tall? n/t

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

15. Fuck no.

Listen, ace. I can bench press eight full grown gray wolves. You don't wanna mess with me.

[SteppingRazor]

19. Right, so .... three feet, then?

:shrug:

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

21. I haven't spent the past 25 years

on stage making kick ass heavy metal so I can be suffer insults from some piss ant on a pussy message board. You've lost your opportunity to interact with me, Glenn Danzig. You're done pal.

[SteppingRazor]

22. If this is a pussy message board, and you're on it, doesn't that make you a pussy?

:shrug:


P.S. I loved you in The Misfits! :headbang:

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

25. Fuck no.

A pussy doesn't deliver beatings like I do. I can demonstrate if you want.

[SteppingRazor]

26. Please do.

And bring the wolves. Getting my ass kicked by Glenn Danzig would be one of the highlights of my life.

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

32. That's more like it.

I'll bring the fucking wolves, you bring the womanly screaming and wailing.

[SteppingRazor]

35. OK, but I'm also bringing a tire iron...

and I'm aiming low. By the time I'm through, Glenn Danzig will be singing like Rob Halford.




(Oh, come on, you gotta admit that's funny.)

[GoddessOfGuinness]

13. Do your nipples ever get caught in the lace on that shirt?

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

16. Fuck no.

You had a once in lifetime chance to ask me, Glenn Danzig, a question, and that's all you got. Fucking weak.

Next.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

24. I just wanted to pose a question that was as lame as you.

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

28. I am not lame.

I'm a fucking legend.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

77. I don't doubt it...

...among the lame. :rofl:

[DS1]

17. Which one of Chuck Biscuits's balls do you prefer sucking?

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

18. You're speaking to a fucking legend, pal.

Watch you're fucking tone. Chuck's got no balls anyhow. Not since I fired him anyway.

Next.

[DS1]

29. When you raid your hotel room's mini-bar

do you have to stand on a milk crate to reach all the way into the back?

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

31. Very funny, chief.

Why don't you send me your address so I can hand deliver you a massive beatdown, Danzig style.

[DS1]

33. Yes? Are you going to use your mad 70's Jeet Koon Du skills?

I'm a certified cage-match fighter

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

38. I hope they trained you how to fight wolves.

[redqueen]

30. May I rip off your head

and use your skull as a cereal bowl?

Please?

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

34. Fuck no.

Listen, you sound pretty cool....for a chick. If you wanna get down, I might be willing to throw you one.

Maybe.

[redqueen]

43. Fuck no.

I'll fuck your eyesockets with a strap-on, though... how's that grab ya?

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

46. You're done, lady.

You blew your opportunity to get banged by Glenn Danzig. How's that grab ya?

[redqueen]

48. It's quite a relief, actually.

:hi:

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

49. You couldn't handle it anyway.

Next!

[redqueen]

55. Nope.

You got that right.

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

61. Don't sweat it, momma.

You're right to be afraid. You should be flattered that you were considered.

[Blue-Jay]

36. DANZA!

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

41. That's an infringement of name and likeness rights

and is completely worthy of a massive beat down. Either in the courts. Or on the street.

[flvegan]

37. What do you shave your chest with, Luganis?

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

42. Broken glass

the remaining shards from which constitute my breakfast.

[flvegan]

45. If you made decent music and sold a few albums

you could probably afford a razor and some waffles.

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

50. Why don't you come to one of my shows

and we'll talk about fucking waffles. You don't mind the sight of your own blood, do you?

[bicentennial_baby]

39. Do you have the Tom Cruise clause in your contracts?

That noone taller than you is allowed to be onstage with you when you perform?

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

51. Fuck no.

Listen, you want some of this? I'm talking sex here.

[bicentennial_baby]

53. Will it hurt?

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

57. It always does...at first.

we can wait until the full moon though. THat always makes it better. You got any friends you can bring with you?

[bicentennial_baby]

58. Sure thing...I'm a college student

Will there be wolves involved?

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

60. Fuck yes.

And wolves blood. Lots of it. Listen, bring a few towels.

[bicentennial_baby]

62. And wet-naps too

:D

[AlCzervik]

40. Is that your emo kid outfit?

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

52. Fuck no.

I have a emotional range extending from anger to extreme rage. I haven't cried over a girl since they took Elvira off the air.

[AlCzervik]

82. sure, and next time you shop at the Back Street boys clearance rack try and

go with something less sucky and maybe you'll have a better chance of getting laid.

[HuskerDU]

47. Hey Glen why in the fuck do you allow Graves or whoever

to use ANY form of the name Misfits?

Also, I have hunch on what happened to Jim Morrison- he is you!

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

54. Morrison was dark, I'll give him that.

Dude was puny though. I'm not. Not at all.

As for Graves....he'll get his. Don't let that YouTube video fool you. I kick major ass on a daily basis.

Hey, you female? You wanna get down?

[Critters2]

56. Are you related to the Danzig where my ancestors boarded a ship

to come to the US?

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

59. Maybe.

Was he huge?

[Critters2]

66. Yep. HUGH!! And German. Mostly. nt

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

67. Sounds familiar.

What are you doing later. You wanna come to a seance?

[Critters2]

71. Nah. My living relatives are unpleasant enough.

I don't want to meet the dead ones.

[masshole]

63. Are you still eating through a straw?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSiAjnPIvPM
:headbang:

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

68. Fuck no.

I'm aware that video exists. I'm also aware that little bitch sucker punched me. See posts 7 and 12 to learn that guy's fate.

[JVS]

64. Would you sing a cover of "Highway Star"?

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

69. I don't know it.

Do the lyrics concern wolves?

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

65. Do you actually believe that hair over your face makes you cool?

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

70. Why don't you come down to one of my shows

and I'll show you how cool it feels to have your jaw broken by a walking legend.

[MrCoffee]

72. did you get that shirt & vest from Jon Cryer after Pretty in Pink wrapped?

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

73. Is there too much horror business, driving late at night?

I mean really.

[bicentennial_baby]

74. I hear that his mirrors are black, for you

:shrug:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

75. Me + him + the bathroom = no way

[sniffa]

76. do you stiLL waLk the streets at night and go where eagLes dare?

and if so, do you pick up every movement, and every Loser with jaded eyes and features?

[HuskerDU]

80. Glen ain't no goddamn son-of-a-bitch...

You better think about it baby!

[sniffa]

87. are those 20 eyes stiLL crowding up your human face?

take an overLoad!!!1!!1!

[Lethe]

78. so what the hell does 138 mean anyway?

we are 138

[SlavesandBulldozers]

79. how DO the gods kill anyway?

[Lyric]

81. My girlfriend wants to have your Satanic little babies

I'm not sure I can raise the child of Satan without screwing it up somehow.

Do you like Cheerios? :hi:

[Throd]

83. I'm Danny Marianinho. Remember me?

[Cush]

84. did Mother find hell with you that night?

[KitchenWitch]

85. Will you give me the shirt off your back?

[EstimatedProphet]

86. Glenn Who?

[mitchum]

88. Do you really believe you will finally be tall in Hell?

[opiate69]

90. Have you always had a glass jaw??

http://youtube.com/watch?v=GA84_Gb8EWk


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