Quite a few trolls (it seems) earning the Granite Chiclet recently, and what do I do?

[Redstone]

Miss every single one of them, yet again. Not ONE chance to administer the ass-kicking they all richly deserved before the Mods whapped them with the Granite.

Damn, I still miss all the fun. And yes, I DO know that it's only because I'm not around DU frequently enough.

So I'll, stop complaining now. But it WOULD be fun if it were possible to send the trolls to a "Quarantine Forum" where we could continue to torture them until they gave up, without them being able to annoy the general DU population with their trollitude.

Redstone

[Bjornsdotter]

1. I like to

...poke 'em with a stick, but I keep missing the fun. :cry:

[MrScorpio]

2. I hate that shit

The fuckers don't come to the Lounge do they?

[Redstone]

7. Nah, too chicken. They go to GD, where people are already worked up about

a subject, because they'll actually get some recognition before the admins bury their pathetic asses.

They're something REALLY FUCKING PATHETIC about anyone who trolls a discussion board, then boasts about his pissant "exploits" on another board.

It's just about the DEFINITION of a loser, isn't it?

Redstone

[MrScorpio]

9. Agreed

I must admit, I used to troll hunt on Yahoo.

But I think they closed down their news discussion boards, did they?

[Redstone]

12. I dunno what Yahoo's doing these days; al I want them to do is deliver my

email and leave me alone otherwise. (Yes, my ISP is one of those who made a Devil's Deal with Yahoo, so now I get blinky ads for all kinds of crap when I check my mail.)

Redstone

[libnnc]

3. Sure could have used you last night

We should have, like, a DU Bat Phone/signal or something

[Bjornsdotter]

5. Usually

...I just yell "There's a troll in GD, bring your pointy sticks!"

[Redstone]

8. Send me a PM, and we'll work out some kind of messaging system.

No guarantees I'll be able to jump in, but if you're willing to take the time to send the Bat Signal, I'll do my best to jump in.

Redstone

[libnnc]

13. You'll be the first on my contact list, Redstone.

:yourock:

[Redstone]

14. God deal. I'll help when I can.

Redstone

[MrScorpio]

15. I want in too

I've been out of practice since my return

[libnnc]

17. You got it.

:thumbsup:

[SeattleGirl]

4. I somehow manage to miss most of them too, Redstone.

Not sure why, but then, a lot of things seem to go over my head.

[BlueIris]

6. Snerk. Granite chicklet.

Hee.

[Redstone]

11. I saw an even better name today, but I forgot it, dammit. Somewhere out there

in DU is a hell of a good nickname for The Tombstone. If I run across it again, I'll let you know.

Redstone

[Kat45]

20. Yeah, I saw a good name today too, maybe the same one you did.

But I also forgot it. :shrug:

[Joe Fields]

10. I catch them every now and then and give them a good dose of...

GET OFF MY FUCKING LAWN!!!!

[Ptah]

16. I missed the splash, but caught the ripples.

bug on a wall

[ironflange]

18. Tell you what, I'll pretend to be a freep troll, and you can insult me

Gawrsh, let's just send that Obama back where he came from, and then Hitlery too! Hee-yuk!
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[Ptah]

19. No fair quoting the NUGE.

[ironflange]

21. I did?

That was pretty easy!

[Left Is Write]

22. I've missed a lot the last few days.

My DU time has been curtailed somewhat.

[havocmom]

23. Mass granite? Must be time to go through my list of suspects,

check to see if they are gone and see what my % on picks is.