Was Jesus Married? and other short stories

[graywarrior]

[MrScorpio]

1. WHAT!?!? No Black Jesus?

[graywarrior]

2. Ruh-roh

Something not right about this one

[MrScorpio]

3. Cheezus riding on the back of a green, chicken-legged Barney

Yeah, I can see that

[jobycom]

7. Here's one

[DarkTirade]

9. I always found it amusing...

that Jesus, a carpenter in a time before power tools who lived in an area occupied by dark-skinned people, was always shown as a scrawny white guy. I'm sorry, he was at least of middle-eastern complexion or darker, and he could probably bench press me with one hand. And I ain't light. :)

[Bjornsdotter]

4. You forgot one

http://youtube.com/watch?v=l3fTmlFQPq4

:evilgrin:

[JVS]

5. No way. No woman could have dealt with having the Virgin Mary as a Mother in Law.

[WCGreen]

6. All that pure as the sands of the Sahara shit she was always spouting

off about, I mean really, that did get kinda old when she was caught playin' footsie with good old Joe, not Joseph, he never touched her, but the Joe who charged an arm and a leg to rent that hall for passover...

And don't get me started on that other Mary...

She may have washed the feet of JEsus but she could have used a little washing herself, if you get my drift...

[JVS]

8. "When I was pregnant, just by visiting Elisabeth's house, I was able to make...

John the Baptist jump in the womb for joy. So turn that frown upside down and start giving some good vibes instead of puking and griping so much"

[deucemagnet]

10. Flame resistant fabric?

Fuck of a lot of good that's going to do when somebody tries to nail you to a tree.

[graywarrior]

11. For when you go to hell.