Javaman
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Fri Aug-31-07 11:48 AM
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The toaster is talking to me again...nt |
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Fri Aug-31-07 01:34 PM
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1. Is it still telling bad jokes like last time? |
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Fri Aug-31-07 01:38 PM
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4. no, it's jokes are worse and they all end in the phrase... |
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"barny may think he's a dinosaur, but the ribs are dry!"
I mean, :wtf:?
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Fri Aug-31-07 01:35 PM
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2. Was the consumption of any fungi involved |
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in enabling this machine to vocalize?
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Fri Aug-31-07 01:39 PM
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6. Well, I have been using a new exotic brand of bread from |
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Fri Aug-31-07 01:36 PM
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Edited on Fri Aug-31-07 01:56 PM by Simply Fugue
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Fri Aug-31-07 01:40 PM
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7. So that explains his recent outburst! He just said... |
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"believe me! I can do much better than you!"
That hurt me.
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Fri Aug-31-07 01:39 PM
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5. Is it telling you secrets |
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or just giving you crumbs???
:rofl: :rofl:
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Fri Aug-31-07 01:41 PM
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what's so funny? this toaster is scaring the hell out of me! :scared:
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Fri Aug-31-07 03:00 PM
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9. So? My coffee pot sings to me every day. It's kinda nice. n/t |
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Fri Aug-31-07 10:08 PM
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10. singing would be nice, but my toaster can't carry a tune |
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and thinks it's a catskills comedian!!! None of the punch lines make any seance.
oh no! the toaster just partnered with the blender!! I told them to leave but the oven is their agent!!!
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Sat Sep-01-07 11:10 AM
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13. Too bad! My coffee pot is channeling the recently departed Beverly Sills. n/t |
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Fri Aug-31-07 10:14 PM
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11. are you sure it's not really a Cylon? |
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Sat Sep-01-07 11:27 AM
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14. if my toaster looked like Number 6, I'd make waffles every day |
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Fri Aug-31-07 10:14 PM
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12. My cell phone just burned my sandwich. |
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Sat Sep-01-07 12:15 PM
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15. An elevator talked to me and my coworker over the summer. |
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:scared: Freaked us both the hell out. We were bringing down some heavy supplies from the second floor of this new building, and as we reached the first floor, this computerized elevator voice started talking to us about health care. :wtf: Health care? An elevator? :crazy: :shrug: It was definitely one of the weirder experiences of my life...
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Sat Sep-01-07 01:10 PM
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16. Mine talks, sings, plays music |
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of course it is supposed to :rofl:
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