We haven't had a "Things we won't hear a DU'er say" thread in a while.

[Archae]

So I'll start with myself.

"All guns should be banned!" :-)

[DS1]

1. I'm A-OKAY with wife beaters and crocs

Rabrrrrrr

[PeaceNikki]

3. Do you mean

and

or

and

or some combination?

[DS1]

9. The latter

I'm sure Rabrrrr could put the first options to some good use

[ironflange]

2. You know what looks really good?

This week's specials at the Olive Garden.

[qnr]

50. Free Republic's web site! n/t

[Mz Pip]

4. Tom Tancredo

might not make such a bad president. His heart is in the right place.

Mz Pip
:dem:

[LostinVA]

5. You've never seen a DUer say that?

Personally, I'm for much stricter gun control, but not that much.

[Archae]

10. I mean specific DU'ers.

In my case, I enjoy gun sports.

AND I own a pistol.

[LostinVA]

12. Ah, okay -- I was confused

I did a lot of NRA shooting in my teens. I'll probably buy a rifle for target shooting when I have the extra cash. The woman keeps saying she wants a pink Glock.

[bridgit]

6. "I'm sorry I hurt your feelings."

[philosophie_en_rose]

7. Those freaking Lounge Puritans are too damned prim and sober.

[fizzgig]

8. elrond hubbard say

that scientology is the only truth in this world

that and 'cheese is the greatest thing ever!'

[In_The_Wind]

11. I'm buying a Hummer.

not me

[EFerrari]

13. Duncan Hunter is HOT!

[otherlander]

14. "You're all a bunch of Communists and I hate you."

GirlInContempt

[jgraz]

42. Sadly, that's been posted before

It even won the only DUzy I've seen for an unintentionally funny post.

[otherlander]

44. By WHO?

:rofl:

[jgraz]

45. The post was deleted, but you can see the responses to it

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=1534068&mesg_id=1542745

I'm sorry to say that the poster is still on DU, creating many more unintentional DUzy's.

[otherlander]

46. Ah.

I don't think that's a very reality-based accusation... :P

Not sure that "this is the year 2007" has anything to do with it, though. I mean, if someone said it was okay to kill Jews, we'd still call them a Nazi. And if people on DU said it was okay to put people in gulags and kill them... But they don't say that. And I think that the closest thing to a Mao avatar I've ever seen on here is that "ROFL MAO" sig pic someone has.

[BurtWorm]

15. "You know something... I think Bush actually has a point."

Just shoot me if I ever say that.

[EFerrari]

18. LOL

"He's a good man."

:rofl:

[BurtWorm]

33. "He's got a good heart."

:puke:

[SeattleGirl]

16. "I think women should give up this women's lib thing, and just

stay home and raise their children, and take care of their husbands. Women don't belong in the working world."

:rofl:

[Withywindle]

17. "I met this really hot guy in an airport men's room!"

Maybe in the past, but not anymore.

[Name removed]

19. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[Midlodemocrat]

29. You, or your brother?

:hide:

[LeftyMom]

20. I wish they'd play Nickelback on the radio sometimes. nt

[FloridaJudy]

21. I just *love* shopping at WalMart! n/t

[flvegan]

22. "Gawd, but I wish LostInVa would stop posting that topless Haruka pic"

And could someone PLEASE tell DS1 that Photoshop is not a toy.

[madinmaryland]

23. How do I respond to a post?

[struggle4progress]

24. Ashcroft has real musical talent.

[southerncrone]

25. "I just LOVE that sweet Dick Cheney!"

[krispos42]

26. Denny Hastert is ***DREAMY***

He just.... ooooo! I got goosebumps!

http://cache.gizmodo.com.nyud.net:8090/assets/resources/2007/08/ron-condom.gif

[elshiva]

27. "Condi is hot."

Ewwwwww... :(

[SoCalDem]

28. Wanna see my autographed picture of Dick Cheney in a thong?

:rofl:

[NC_Nurse]

30. Bill O'Reilly is NOT a jerk!

[NewWaveChick1981]

31. "Barbara Bush is HAWT!!!"

:rofl: :yoiks: :puke:

[Midlodemocrat]

32. 'No thanks, I don't drink'

-matcom

"Sorry, I don't know photoshop"
-DS1

"I fucking hate having a trophy wife"
-LostinVA

"God, Zeppelin completely sucks"
-LynneSin

"In and Out Burgers sound particularly good for dinner tonight"
-Lefty Mom/Flvegan

"Fuck you sniffa, cook for yourself"
-Bi_Baby

[BurtWorm]

34. "Why does everyone here hate cats?"

[lost-in-nj]

35. California Peggy isn't all that...

ppffttt !!!


JUST KIDDING


I LOVE CP!!!!!

REALLY

just wanted to add to the thread....





lost

[SPKrazy]

36. Cornflake breaded chicken from Olive Garden

ROCKS!!!!!

:P

[prole_for_peace]

37. ha!!!

:spray:

[LeftyMom]

38. I really don't have an opinion about that. nt

[lost-in-nj]

39. Yeah I agree with rest of you

Had my eyes opened reading everyones posts

Delaware does suck.......




:hide: :hide:


lost

[jgraz]

40. "That last post was well within DU rules"

[jgraz]

41. "LOL! Even without the tag I totally got your sarcasm!!"

[YDogg]

43. dick cheney is my god

[Wapsie B]

47. Oh god I just can't make it. My social calendar is completely filled.

[mwooldri]

48. Elizabeth Dole is just "Hot!" (nt)

[MysticalChicken]

49. "Ooh! Ooh! Gimme the controls! The Republican Debates are on!"

either that or, "Gimme the paper, I want to read Ann Coulter's column."