I'm suing DU for professional sabotage

[Oeditpus Rex]

I work with words; I am an editor. But, because of DU, I now consider such words as "screwn," "hugh," "series" and "asparagus" to have legitimate application out of their proper context. Obviously, this has severely affected my ability to do my job.

You'll all soon be hearing from my nephew attorney. I wouldn't settle this for less than a brazillion dollars.

[SeattleGirl]

1. Well, you know what happens to a brazillion dollars?

:rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

3. Uhhhh...

The gummint spends it on a spoon? :shrug:

[SeattleGirl]

5. No, on a couple of washers!

:rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

6. Oh, sorry

"Spoon" is sort of a Python word, so...

:blush:

[krispos42]

2. So, when the 4th-quarter fund drive needs 100,000 donations, I'll know why

:-)

[Oeditpus Rex]

4. Hey, that'll just mean

the boxing glove will pick up more speed before it smacks the clown. :D

[elshiva]

7. Please Delete references to all vegetables or else...

I am not fricking kidding. :sarcasm:

[bridgit]

8. I've already referred the matter to my attorney: Bombastic Bushkin...

[Faux pas]

10. OMG love that boxing kitten. I've stolen it, thanks! n/t

[DarkTirade]

9. I'd want to sue just 'cause they keep using my damn name out of context... :)

[Faux pas]

11. Oh noooooo, DU is screwn! This is series and hugh!

;)

[recoveringdittohed]

12. Hope your jury isn't full of morans

If you don't get the brazillion dollars settlement. By the way, I did spell check before posting and my spell check wants me to change morans to Moran's and Brazillion to Brazilian. Obviously the spell check program wasn't written by a DU'er.

[In_The_Wind]

13. You're prolly gonna lose the lawsuit.

just sayin'

[MrCoffee]

14. you're screwn. meet DU's crack legal counsel

[SoxFan]

15. Not if he hires these guys

My professional idols...