You may be a Redneck Time Lord...

[Archae]

(From another message board)
:D

You might be a redneck time lord if...

*There's at least one TARDIS up on blocks in the front yard.
*Your sonic screwdriver is also an electronic game call.
*The randomizer circuit of your Tardis causes it to materialize at NASCAR events and bass fishing tournaments.
*K-9 aways manages to tree robotic racoons.
*At your suggestion, your travelling companion Romana has reincarnated as Daisy Duke.

One door of your TARDIS is primer coated.
Your Console Scanner receives NASCAR and Fishing Shows...
Your Default Chameleon Circuit Setting is 'Duck Blind'
You use Davros's Chair as a Beer Cooler..
Your Console has a Bottle Opener next to the Dimensional Stabilser..

.. there's a partially disassembled Dalek in your sonic shower.
.. you've got half of the endangered species of Gallifrey on the wall of your TARDIS.
.. there's a bumper sticker reading 'I brake for blondes' on any surface of your TARDIS
.. if you can name 30 planets with animals that can be beer-battered and still taste like chicken.

Your Tardis has a sticker of a little boy urinating on a Dalek.

You have sponsor stickers all over your Tardis, even though they don't really sponsor you.

You have managed to mount a set of huge mudder tires on the Tardis and you now have to use a ladder to get in.

You have replaced your mudder tires twice in the last year due to wear yet have never actually had it in the mud.

You might be a redneck timelord if a time distortion field collapses and more than four K-9 units are destroyed.

If your last words to your companion were, "Hold my beer and watch this."

If you think Larry, the Cable Cyberman is the least bit funny...

[philosophie_en_rose]

1. OMFG.

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[LostinVA]

2. Your TARDIS' horn plays "Dixie"

[originalpckelly]

3. Most original combination ever!

Who the fuck thought of putting redneck and time lord together? Wowza! Damn funny stuff!

[Archae]

4. The guy who started the thread on the message board.

C'mon people, let's add to it!