My dumbass move for the day:

[LaraMN]

I was at the store buying a present for someone,with SophieMN in tow.
At the checkout, I attempted to write my name on the signature screen, but Sophie, the cashier, and the man in line behind us were discussing whoppers (the candy,) and instead of writing "Lara Wxxxx" (my last name starts with a "W",) I wrote "Lara Whoppers."
I laughed all the way through the parking lot AND to and from the cart corral.

[bicentennial_baby]

1. I saw the title of this thread, and...

I *knew* it would be you! :rofl: :rofl:

[LaraMN]

2. It's because I do SO many dumb things.

This one totally cracked me up. And the people behind me in line, and the cashier. And probably the people who saw me laughing through the entire parking lot like a psycho.

[Midlodemocrat]

3. You got me a gift? Aw, honey you didn't have to do that.

And, I am losing sleep thinking about Jack's BIKES!!! Have they been found or do I need to make a trip to Toys R Us?

[LaraMN]

4. Yep! They had a BOGO sale on thongs. I hope you like orange camouflage.

:rofl:

The bikes haven't been found. Noel and Sophie will be buying him a new trike. I can afford to get him a new one, but I want the big kids to take responsibility for leaving them outside. The hot wheels he didn't care about much. It was old, anyway, and used to be Noel's.

[Midlodemocrat]

5. I KNOW you can afford it, I'm just worried for Sophie and Noel

Next thing you know, their mother will have them painting the hallway Desitin creme, or baby poop amber.

:rofl:

And, I really look better in blue than orange.

[Oeditpus Rex]

6. Why didn't you tell us you're a silicone-fortified stripper?

We would've understood. :hug: